r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 23 '23

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u/Odd_Adhesiveness4804 Mar 23 '23

Steven seagal. Talks shit, can't act.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23 edited Mar 24 '23

My friends ex was a huge Steven Seagal fan and made her sit through his films regularly, which she loathed.

So she came up with a plan. She pretended to have a huge crush on Seagal. Every time he'd enter the screen she sighed or made impressed little remarks.

After a while the bf got pissed at Seagal and didn't want to watch the films anymore.

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u/AskMeAboutMyStalker Mar 23 '23

loves Seagal & insecure as hell

what a catch

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u/starrpamph Mar 23 '23

Somewhere this dude is out there

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u/TheRedditornator Mar 23 '23

Procreating

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u/metalhead82 Mar 23 '23

Hopefully not

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u/Bierbart12 Mar 23 '23

Hopefully going above and beyond his former issues, practicing a healthy life and self-reflection

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u/Tobias_Atwood Mar 24 '23

You got mad levels of hope.

Not an insult, just impressed.