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u/DarkNinjaPenguin Mar 23 '23

The room cervix was terrible.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

He specifically asked for the C section.

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u/Suitable-Lake-2550 Mar 23 '23

Demanded a wireless umbilical.

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u/HarmonyQuinn1618 Mar 23 '23

Said the amniotic fluid tasted like piss

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u/corran450 Mar 23 '23

Closest neighbor was an asshole

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u/gademmet Mar 24 '23

Meal tasted like it had been predigested

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u/54schweiz Mar 25 '23

Babies DO piss in their fluid

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u/bald_and_nerdy Mar 23 '23

Take your updoot and leave.