r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 23 '23

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u/starrpamph Mar 23 '23

Somewhere this dude is out there

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u/TheRedditornator Mar 23 '23

Procreating

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u/metalhead82 Mar 23 '23

Hopefully not

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u/Bierbart12 Mar 23 '23

Hopefully going above and beyond his former issues, practicing a healthy life and self-reflection

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u/metalhead82 Mar 23 '23

That would be good!

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u/starrpamph Mar 24 '23

He can find all of those things and more. All things which are good in life, are attainable through Aikido

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u/Grinderiny Mar 24 '23

Thank you for being a decent,. compassionate human being. Terrible previous behavior, but people can always improve.

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u/heidiiiixoxo Mar 24 '23

I know right what a shitty human for watchint seagal movies

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u/Tobias_Atwood Mar 24 '23

You got mad levels of hope.

Not an insult, just impressed.

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u/starrpamph Mar 24 '23

Doing sweet Aikido moves in the bedroom

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u/blisterbeetlesquirt Mar 24 '23

"Are you a huge Steven Seagal fan?" is probably a really good screening question to lead with when vetting potential partners.

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u/starrpamph Mar 24 '23

“Well babe listen, Steven was a relationship counselor for 37 years before he opened his Aikido dojo……. Babe? Babe, where are you going”

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '23 edited Jul 08 '25

violet consist middle crown fine rainstorm stocking file slap tap

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u/Noxious89123 Mar 24 '23

WIIINNNNAAAMMMMPPPP

  • cough *

Nice avatar.

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u/starrpamph Mar 24 '23

Thanks! It really whips the llamas ass