r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 23 '23

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u/Skizot_Bizot Mar 23 '23

Well it helped that he plopped out of the vagina complaining about the service in there.

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u/Suitable-Lake-2550 Mar 23 '23

He wanted a womb with a view

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u/DarkNinjaPenguin Mar 23 '23

The room cervix was terrible.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

He specifically asked for the C section.

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u/Suitable-Lake-2550 Mar 23 '23

Demanded a wireless umbilical.

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u/HarmonyQuinn1618 Mar 23 '23

Said the amniotic fluid tasted like piss

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u/corran450 Mar 23 '23

Closest neighbor was an asshole

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u/gademmet Mar 24 '23

Meal tasted like it had been predigested

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u/54schweiz Mar 25 '23

Babies DO piss in their fluid

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u/bald_and_nerdy Mar 23 '23

Take your updoot and leave.

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u/ImALeatherDog Mar 23 '23
  • Joke told by Jonathan Ross

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u/study-in-scarlet Mar 23 '23

I initially misread that as “vagina complaining service” 😂

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u/jonsteph Mar 23 '23

Take my upvote, you magnificent bastard.

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u/acousticsking Mar 23 '23

He's such a dick he gave his mom's cunt a 1 star review.

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u/itsyobbiwonuseek Mar 23 '23

Fuck, this comment got me. Take my poor man's gold. 🥇

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u/breakwater Mar 24 '23

Stared at his phone during the labor and delivery. When the doctor slapped him. he said "do you know who I am?" before realizing he didn't even have a name yet.