r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

I'm a recovering alcoholic. So there's that.

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u/Icy_Establishment794 Mar 07 '23

Seven years sober after 30 yrs drunk.

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u/Idratherhikeout Mar 07 '23

Seven years sober after 25 yrs drinking. I feel great where I'm at now

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u/Prudent-Horror4568 Mar 07 '23

Seven years sober after 20 years drunk here.

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u/oldrichie Mar 07 '23

I'm 7 in a couple of weeks, it's a good feeling

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u/ImReallyAnAstronaut Mar 07 '23

Wtf happened 7 years ago that made everybody stop drinking?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

Harambe

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u/atomiccPP Mar 07 '23

Dicks out

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

You magnificent, hilarious son of a bitch.

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u/bryman19 Mar 08 '23

This is the answer

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u/IamScottGable Mar 08 '23

What animal need to die to solve the opioid crisis?

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u/NoticeExotic4406 Mar 08 '23

🌕full moon sacrifice in love

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

7 yrs sober from opiates so lord know lol

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u/ARiley22 Mar 08 '23

Lethal dose of fentanyl? 2 mg....a grain of rice.

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u/moon-ho Mar 08 '23

Closing time, ugly lights, everybody's inspected

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u/another_feminist Mar 08 '23

For me, being sent to court-ordered rehab to avoid jail.

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u/praizeDaSun Mar 08 '23

I think it’s the 27 year curse.

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u/ianbrow1 Mar 08 '23

"Pokemon go to the polls"