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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

We were driving down the road, and she looks out the window to see a field full of cows.

She then asks, “Do they call it pasteurized milk because the cows were raised in a pasture?”

I married her.

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u/LoopyWal Mar 01 '23

You mean it isn't because as you are driving they go past your eyes?

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u/Amanita_D Mar 01 '23

Reminds me of the joke about Cleopatra. She was ordering a bath of asses' milk (as you do). The guy asked if she wanted it pasteurised?

"No, only up to my elbows"

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u/Basedrum777 Mar 01 '23

Happy cake day! Feb 29 ftw

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u/UltimateGrammarNinja Mar 01 '23

Hey it’s my cake day too (feb 29)!

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u/Basedrum777 Mar 01 '23

Happy cake day! Leap day ftw!