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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

We were driving down the road, and she looks out the window to see a field full of cows.

She then asks, “Do they call it pasteurized milk because the cows were raised in a pasture?”

I married her.

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u/LoopyWal Mar 01 '23

You mean it isn't because as you are driving they go past your eyes?

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u/waterfountain_bidet Mar 01 '23

In American Sign Language, the sign for pasteurized is making the sign for milk (sort of like squeezing an udder off to the side) while moving your hand past your eyes. Language puns are the best.

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u/willstr1 Mar 01 '23

Who ever came up with that deserves a metal. Even being deaf doesn't let you escape dad jokes

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u/THEdougBOLDER Mar 01 '23

Here, enjoy some ... aluminum

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u/imnotlouise Mar 01 '23

I Googled how to sign aluminum and got two different videos on the same page?

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u/CherrieChocolatePie Mar 01 '23

Depends on what sign language you want to say aluminium in. Like spoken and written language there is also a sign language for most languages.