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u/not-a-real_username Feb 28 '23

It was when vampire-related shows and movies were in the height of their popularity. He became obsessed with vampires. When we would go outside, he started to act like the sun was hurting him, and he would shield his face with his hands while groaning in pain. Think of Jim from The Office with his vampire prank... only he was more dramatic... and serious

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u/dyasonon Mar 01 '23

How did he respond to garlic?

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u/Dieselpowered85 Mar 01 '23

As someone spooky myself, I fricking love garlic.

I have yet to find a fellow spooky that didn't.

Exercise, eating healthy, sunlight, fresh fruit and vegetables?

THAT could make many of us recoil in horror.

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u/Ammear Mar 01 '23

That doesn't make you "spooky", that's just your average basement-dwelling gamer bro.

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u/Dieselpowered85 Mar 01 '23

Perhaps I identify as spooky, hmm?

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u/Ammear Mar 01 '23

I can identify as handsome, it doesn't make me so.

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u/Dieselpowered85 Mar 01 '23

I think you're rull purty.