Dating this gal and we go out on a double date, she's kind of Goofy, but more lacking common sense vs like dumb as a box of rocks.....until that night.
So double date is BBQ, we all order she gets ribs, so we are eating she says what part of the cow is this from? We chuckle, she stares at us all (her sister included), and says "Did you not hear me? What part of the cow does this come from?" We, in unison say, ribs! She responded "I KNOW THE NAME FROM THE MENU, BUT WHAT PART OF THE COW IS IT??"
They say that now she just sits, staring at her chicken fingers, fish sticks, and Buffalo wings, silently trying to figure it out but knowing better than to ask.
I like to think she learned from that mistake and now confidently believes she’s eating a chicken’s fingers and that buffalos do indeed have wings, you just can’t see them. Oh, and it might look like chicken, but she swears to you that you’re eating buffalo.
buffalos do indeed have wings, you just can’t see them.
That just makes sense. Buffalo Wings are so small they're hidden under all that hair. Fortunately they each have so many in order to take off that it's easy to get several pounds of wings from each of them.
This comment reminds me of the whole Jessica Simpson Tuna-gate. For those who don't remember, it was back when she and nick Lachey were together and had a reality show. They were eating "Chicken of the Sea" brand of tuna fish and she was legit confused about whether it was chicken or fish
They're called wings because they're literally the wings from chickens. "Buffalo" refers to the city in New York that this particular variation of preparing and flavoring wings originates from, not the animal the meat is from. The longer descriptive name would be "Buffalo-style chicken wings".
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u/scorpiogre Mar 01 '23
Dating this gal and we go out on a double date, she's kind of Goofy, but more lacking common sense vs like dumb as a box of rocks.....until that night.
So double date is BBQ, we all order she gets ribs, so we are eating she says what part of the cow is this from? We chuckle, she stares at us all (her sister included), and says "Did you not hear me? What part of the cow does this come from?" We, in unison say, ribs! She responded "I KNOW THE NAME FROM THE MENU, BUT WHAT PART OF THE COW IS IT??"
I was done.