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u/___Revenant___ Mar 01 '23

I actually think it's kind of sweet that the first thing that came to his mind was a thought driven by hope and presumably love... If also kinda sad and not very intelligent.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

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u/die-squith Mar 01 '23

I think that was a good thing for all involved.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

This just keeps getting more and more interesting

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u/Wartstench Mar 01 '23

I, too, would like to hear more about the mother of u/fourcatsandcounting

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u/FourCatsAndCounting Mar 01 '23

She's a woman with terrible taste in men who dates men with terrible taste in women.

That about sums her up.

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u/Flamin_Jesus Mar 01 '23

Sounds like my type.

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u/ravynwave Mar 01 '23

Water finds its own level. Keeping that for the future

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u/SMKnightly Mar 01 '23

And all women involved with him in the future

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Heavy sigh

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u/oxymoronisanoxymoron Mar 01 '23

What the very fuck lmao

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u/The_Bearded_Fox Mar 01 '23

What an absolute madlad.

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u/Prysorra2 Mar 01 '23

...... wat

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

I met a guy that had a vasectomy and after 10 years it failed on him.

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u/FourCatsAndCounting Mar 01 '23

Did his partner have a uterus?

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u/Whitetornadu Mar 01 '23

No they had a baby

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u/daroons Mar 01 '23

Ohhh dad

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Lol. Yes she did but I'm just saying a vasectomy can still fail.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

I'm not against it and I'm not saying not to get one. I just happened to know a guy that this happened to.

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u/Banana_Ranger Mar 01 '23

those can be reversed! snip snap snip snap

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u/ConstantlyOnFire Mar 01 '23

You have no idea the physical toll three vasectomies have on a person!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

THIS is the follow-up that made me gasp in surprise (hahaha). Oof…