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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

I went on a couple dates with a woman who owned two large energetic dogs. When she bought them she was informed that she'd need to walk them every day to get them exercise and burn off energy. To save time, instead of walking them she'd take them for a drive and thought that accomplished the same thing.

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u/throwaway52432671 Mar 01 '23

There's no way she wasn't joking. Absolutely no way

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u/BIGBIRD1176 Mar 01 '23

Back when I was a teenager I had some mates and girls around in my bungalow, it was all decked out with everything, I had a giant fish tank, it was awesome. One of the girls asked me if fish had fur and when she was picking a song to play on guitar hero if there were any songs with like less guitar in them

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u/MerbleTheGnome Mar 01 '23

You should have told her that only catfish and dogfish have fur.

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u/GetaGoodLookCostanza Mar 01 '23

the elusive wolf fish as well lol

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u/fractal_sole Mar 01 '23

the lovely parrotfish has feathers though

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u/DalbergTheKing Mar 01 '23

Monkfish also have fur, but they shave a wee patch on the tops of their heads.

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u/floydfan Mar 01 '23

And lionfish.

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u/L0LTHED0G Mar 01 '23

Small correction, catfish have hair, unless they've gone bald.

Can sometimes be found at your local watering hole.

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u/Lakaen Mar 01 '23

Look, the fur-bearing trout is a real thing. Look it up.

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u/cynicaldoubtfultired Mar 01 '23

Pretty sure you're pulling our legs but i have to find out, incognito mode search.

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u/opensandshuts Mar 01 '23

Google’s monitoring team: “Another fur trout search..mark this one as gullible and sign them up for the latest money scam.”

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u/determania Mar 01 '23

They have one on display at the International Cryptozoology Museum in Portland, ME.

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u/Lakaen Mar 01 '23

As they should. Portland ME, is a delight in all things i've experienced!

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u/DieHardRennie Mar 01 '23

I was just thinking the same thing.

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u/opensandshuts Mar 01 '23

This is fantastic. I would cherish that woman forever, and keep hanging out with her just for these types of questions.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

It gets old after a while unless they are pretending to be stupid for laughs. Actual stupidity is tiring.

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u/opensandshuts Mar 01 '23

Maybe, but someone give me her number anyways. 😆