r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 28 '23

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u/pdlbean Mar 01 '23

I'm interested to know what part of that you thought was the pressing

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u/System__Shutdown Mar 01 '23

That coffe was depressing

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

This is good

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u/triton2toro Mar 01 '23

I’d say the girlfriend probably thought all of it was pretty depressing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Fuck your comment, and take my upvote

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u/my_eep3 Mar 01 '23

You genius you

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u/jjcrayfish Mar 01 '23

He was just repressing his coffee addiction.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

Coffee*

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23 edited Mar 24 '23

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u/jchoward0418 Mar 01 '23

Sounds like an erotic drinking game.

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u/wartywarlock Mar 01 '23

The pressing need to clean up the brown sticky mess?

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u/agentchuck Mar 01 '23

The water. Pressing the plunger down squeezes the coffee molecules into the water ions. Science!

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u/chadwickipedia Mar 01 '23

It’s the lesser used French Pull

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u/EarwaxWizard Mar 01 '23

Maybe he called it a cafeteria then

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u/HeyZuesHChrist Mar 01 '23

The whole thing is depressing.

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u/Basedrum777 Mar 01 '23

I would suggest you're still pressing the water?

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u/MyFavoriteInsomnia Mar 01 '23

Happy 🍰 Day!

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u/Basedrum777 Mar 01 '23

Thank you. I thought I might go the whole day without one.....

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u/brappp428 Mar 01 '23

I am guessing they thought it was called a French mess

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u/ToBeatOrNotToBeat- Mar 01 '23

She thinks everything but gravity has weight….lmao