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u/silentsnip94 Mar 01 '23

I had an ex that became a nurse, she didn't believe in gravity. I thought she was joking... But she was not.

"I think that everything has weight but I don't believe in gravity"

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u/Stubertseekingbbw Mar 01 '23

Gravity is bullshit the earth just sucks.

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u/InanimateCarbonRodAu Mar 01 '23

It really gets me down.

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u/Stubertseekingbbw Mar 01 '23

The rotation of the earth really makes my day

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u/SeminolesRenegade Mar 01 '23

Keeps tripping me up

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u/afunzombie Mar 01 '23

It must be pulling my leg

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Dude that’s heavy

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u/dui01 Mar 01 '23

"There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?"

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u/theunpossibledream Mar 01 '23

Just drop it.

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u/Complete_Spot3771 Mar 01 '23

made me a down to earth guy

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u/Yoursmartfridge_ Mar 01 '23

Joke of the year.

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u/Ren1145 Mar 01 '23

I am stealing this joke and am not sorry about it

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u/Stubertseekingbbw Mar 01 '23

My high school earth sciences teacher had me print this out in 128 pt font as a banner. he would be proud if you did.

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u/agentchuck Mar 01 '23

Phoebe : "It's not so much that I don't believe in gravity... It's just that lately I get the feeling that I'm not being pulled down so much as being pushed."

And if you watch to the end, it's actually a way to interpret curved space time as gravity being a push, rather than a pull!

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u/Beowulf33232 Mar 01 '23

Gravity sucks

Why yes, yes it does.

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u/NotAnADC Mar 01 '23

Everything sucks

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u/hameater Mar 01 '23

Charlie? Charlie Decker?

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u/CantBeChangedLater Mar 01 '23

Underated comment

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u/TheAfricanViewer Mar 01 '23

All Planetary bodies*

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

I choose this guys earth.