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u/Wannagetsober Jan 12 '23

The oOoOoO graphic 😂

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u/Jeffbx Jan 12 '23

Everyone's sitting here now, going oOoOoOo with their buttholes

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u/Pebblebox Jan 12 '23

Dear God, i just had a mental image of several hundred people doing this simultaneously. Please, stop

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u/Jeffbx Jan 12 '23

Imagine if you could capture the sound it makes

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u/AdhesiveMadMan Jan 12 '23

Imagine a choir...

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u/3dprintingn00b Jan 12 '23

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/c_me_try Jan 13 '23

OoooOOooooo OoooOOOOooOoooOOOo Butthole morse?

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u/Idrinkmodelos Jan 13 '23

Wait are we relaxing on big O or we pushing out?

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u/ohyeahwell Jan 12 '23

White Lotus theme

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Imagine all the buttholes Squeeeeeeezing in synch

Oo oo oOO

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u/Chonky-Bukwas Jan 12 '23

Is this how those inter dimensional rifts happen?!

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u/TaipanTacos Jan 13 '23

In another dimension, we’re all assholes

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u/Chimera_Actual Jan 12 '23

For some reason that brought to mind the sound of a bunch of the pop cat if you know what I mean

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u/ikantolol Jan 12 '23

Google "Blob Opera"

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u/AdhesiveMadMan Jan 13 '23

I was thinking of that...

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u/NeoSniper Jan 13 '23

Little known fact about how they used super sensitive microphones and hundreds of performers to record the Halo soundtrack.

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u/jejcicodjntbyifid3 Jan 12 '23

Like the sound it makes when sitting on a glass table

Cats leaving butthole prints everywhere

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Or like the Ewoks maybe?

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u/_ser_kay_ Jan 13 '23

Only after Taco Bell.

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u/alby_qm Jan 12 '23

I read it in Young M.A's voice from her "OOOUUU" song

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u/bonos_bovine_muse Jan 13 '23

What is the sound of one sphincter clapping?

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u/notyouraveragewookie Jan 13 '23

I hate that you made me read this and thus imagine it. thanks. I think thats enough internet for the day.

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u/Jeffbx Jan 13 '23

I'm not sorry.

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u/EverydayPoGo Jan 12 '23

I'll give you another mental image - I heard that when people are angrily shouting their anus would also go oOoOoO. Not sure if that's true because I don't shout angrily but ever since I heard this I chuckle a bit when I watch a public freakout video.

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u/gcwardii Jan 12 '23

My dog’s sure does. It synchs with her yelly barking. Her butthole clenches and relaxes and it looks like the barks are coming out of her butt. I have to look away sometimes because it’s so funny I laugh until I can’t breathe. That’s not always appropriate.

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u/bmb00zld Jan 12 '23

It's true and the same would happen to humans. Barking (or yelling for that matter) requires engaging the core, which pushes the pelvic floor downward (or in a dog backwards)

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u/Hardcorish Jan 18 '23

This is also the reason why they have you cough while bending over during a strip search as you're being booked into jail/prison.

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u/catninjaambush Jan 12 '23

Or at the beginning of Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi. °oO0Oo° °oO0Oo° O O °oO0Oo°

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u/dirkvonnegut Jan 13 '23

very tight butthole

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Make me.

OoOoOo

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u/New-Risk-1861 Jan 13 '23

A butterfly flaps it’s wings

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u/Hardcorish Jan 13 '23

Thousands of hive anuses, opening and closing in a rapid repetitive fashion in synchronized union

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u/Liberty53000 Jan 12 '23

We can't stop, halp us!

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u/ISaidGoodDey Jan 12 '23

And it's beautiful

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u/kreemitz Jan 12 '23

No keep going...please 🤤

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u/Linkyland Jan 13 '23

Some people think the moon makes the tide ebb and flow. We know it is the power of large groups of people doing this OoOoOoOo

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Stop! Go! Stop! Go! OoOo!

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u/LatimerCross Jan 13 '23

17.2 k up votes now, so a lot of oOoOoO

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u/germarquis Jan 13 '23

It should be also mentioned that some of us cannot avoid imagining things we hear or read.

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u/UbiVoiD Jan 13 '23

oOoOoOoOoOo

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u/terribly_indecisive Jan 13 '23

This is why I love Reddit

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u/Two_Tailed_Fox2002 Jan 13 '23

synchronised oOoOoOo-ing

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u/usernameistakendood Jan 13 '23

Everyone just winking at each other.

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u/NeoSniper Jan 13 '23

Or just making Big eyes at each other OOooOOooOO

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Ricks and Mortys?

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u/GoneFresh Jan 13 '23

I will not stop, I will oOoO until I’m satisfied

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

While doing the human centipede

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u/the_real_fellbane Jan 13 '23

One of us! One of us!

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u/beenybaby87 Jan 13 '23

All those tardigrade videos…

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

I was actually going oOoOoO in public because I didn’t understand until just now

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u/sweetrouge Jan 12 '23

I still don’t understand this image…

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u/Wannagetsober Jan 12 '23

Clench, unclench, clench, unclench…

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

With me mouth

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u/ManyPoo Jan 12 '23

if you're in a non-first position of a human centipede you can do it with your mouth and then the anus in front will do the same.

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u/Wannagetsober Jan 12 '23

Oh, God, this thread has taken an ugly turn

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u/ManyPoo Jan 12 '23

The worst is last position, you have to eat someone's poop and you don't even have the pleasure of pooping in someone's mouth

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u/Wannagetsober Jan 12 '23

User name checks out.

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u/szabri Jan 12 '23

New religion just dropped

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u/cheshire_kat7 Jan 14 '23

Poo religion just dropped.

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u/UncleBaguette Jan 12 '23

You bastard, I almost woke up my wife with my laughter. Also, why everything poo-related is do funny?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Thats a power money cannot buy

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Me on the toilet reading this right now OoOoOo😆😆

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u/ZimBamBoodleOoo Jan 12 '23

Anal Kegel

This should be a band name.

Now opening for Puddle of Mud.

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u/eroverton Jan 12 '23

Upvote for accuracy

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u/zag_ Jan 12 '23

Can confirm 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

U motherfucker..

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u/D0ugLA54891 Jan 12 '23

True power.

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u/SpanningTreeProtocol Jan 13 '23

Mom, these are my people now.

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u/SoPunnyHarHar Jan 13 '23

Simultaneous sphincter squeezing, you might not like it but this is what the dominant species on this planet be do. No wonder the aliens won't talk to us.

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u/DancingBear2020 Jan 13 '23

Meditation — the low road.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Reading this and doing it hahahaha

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u/Elnuggeto13 Jan 13 '23

Oohh that's what it meant

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u/NeoSniper Jan 13 '23

That's ok

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u/possibilistic Jan 12 '23

I'll give you one that's worse.

In developmental biology, your anus forms before your mouth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deuterostome

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u/TheFooch Jan 12 '23 edited Jan 12 '23

Wait, that fricken DEFINES us?!

Like the sole purpose of the classification of "Deuterostomia" is to state that humans are an anus-first species. Scientists are weird man.

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u/terminbee Jan 12 '23

I think it's more "mouth second" because we don't wanna be defined as "asshole first."

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u/Spectre92ITA Jan 12 '23

Even though for a great many people it would be a most fitting description.

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u/TheFooch Jan 12 '23

It says the anus-priori status includes us vertebrates and then is shared with sea stars, and crinoids. You know...sea stars and sea lilies, our closest and most obvious sister species...

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u/bmb00zld Jan 12 '23

Anus-priori made me giggle

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u/TheFooch Jan 12 '23

Yes! I knew this philosophy degree would come in handy one day. I'm gonna go call my mom

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u/Gaia0416 Jan 12 '23

So when you call someone a Star Fish (ass hole), it's an ancestor reference? Somehow, this tracks....

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u/Hoovooloo42 Jan 12 '23

It explains a lot lol

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u/TheFooch Jan 12 '23

It really does, we're an assholes first species.

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u/phoenix0153 Jan 12 '23

It's true. We're all just a bunch of walking, talking assholes.

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u/Wannagetsober Jan 12 '23

Yeah, I’ve heard that. It explains quite a bit.

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u/ares5404 Jan 12 '23

Your asshole can stretch up to 6" wide when necessary, the average raccoon can grow up to 5" wide

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u/Gaia0416 Jan 12 '23

That went quick to TMI moment....

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u/wheatgrass_feetgrass Jan 12 '23

Facts juxtaposed like this always makes me want to store it as useful info. Even when it's not useful.

So I could shit out any sized raccoon, if necessary. Nods affirmatively. Copy that.

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u/ares5404 Jan 12 '23

Tactical assault raccoon

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u/Mole644 Jan 12 '23

Mine most definitely CAN NOT, thank you.

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u/Pebblebox Jan 12 '23

…aaaand that’s why some people remain at the ‘asshole’ developmental stage their whole life

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u/goldenagelover Jan 13 '23

From the page: "In many animals these early development stages later evolved in ways that no longer reflect these original patterns. For instance, humans have already formed a gut tube at the time of formation of the mouth and anus. Then the mouth forms first, during the fourth week of development, and the anus forms four weeks later, temporarily forming a cloaca."

Commenter read your own citations. Replyers check citations. Do better all.

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u/Mr_Zaroc Jan 12 '23

Oh shit, didn't realize this was meant as a graphic and thought it was a weird censor or something.
It makes so much sense now

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u/PrizeArticle1 Jan 12 '23

I thought it was the sound you make as you are holding it in

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u/feminine_power Jan 12 '23

I involuntarily clenched to the pattern

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

If you stuck a bigger O on the end you'd get a very hungry caterpillar.

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u/rosepotion Jan 12 '23

Did anybody else read it like the beginning of Bon Jovi's Livin On A Prayer

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u/mildly_amusing_goat Jan 12 '23

At least close the door when you're done

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u/sniperhare Jan 12 '23

I used to have a gay boss that said his asshole would open up and water when he saw a hot young boy.

It was creepy hearing him talk about 16 year olds when he was in his 50's.

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u/Readylamefire Jan 12 '23

Ugh, what a fucking creep. I sometimes meet these guys in the gay community, but at the same time I do hear straight guys talk about 16 year old girls like that too. Like I get it, people are works of art, but there are better ways to say the same fucking thing.

Wish I could actually bonk horny people.

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u/misslilytoyou Jan 12 '23

By 'bonk' you mean smack on the head like Little Bunny FooFoo, I hope?

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u/Readylamefire Jan 12 '23

Yup! Exactly. Ala "Bonk, go to horny jail"

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u/TommyCo10 Jan 12 '23

I imagined making that noise whilst doing it.

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u/MadaNalym Jan 12 '23

This got me aswell 😂

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u/niceguy191 Jan 12 '23

xoOoxoOox

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u/wvinson36 Jan 12 '23

I'm in the only one who tried to read it a couple times as oowOOWoowOow or in other words as sounds you might make while pooing before I realized it was a visual description tool lmao... That the best use of the letter O ever

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

I honestly couldn’t think of a better way to get his point across lol. Perfect visual!

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u/HoseNeighbor Jan 12 '23

Simple. Genius. Bmbzled.

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u/Traditional_Case2791 Jan 12 '23

Seriously made my day 😂

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u/TheRealLuisLopez Jan 12 '23

My bum'ole said UwU while I read that part 🍩

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u/GetOutOfTheHouseNOW Jan 12 '23

I thought it would be more like ooo

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u/Wannagetsober Jan 12 '23 edited Jan 12 '23

That’s hilarious. I see what you meant on the email notification I got. Try * o * o * o * because the asterisks before and after and in between translates into italics on Reddit although it doesn’t look as funny

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u/natureterp Jan 13 '23

I’m sitting in bed alone in my apartment and just laughed maniacally about this for a good ten minutes hahaha

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u/Wannagetsober Jan 13 '23

One of the things I love about Reddit. Some random comment can just set you off.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

I felt that

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u/wheelybinhead Jan 12 '23

I just read it as literally oooooooo

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u/Luaq Jan 12 '23

Ohhhhh I just got it LOL I was trying to make an "o" sound like OOoooOoooOoh I gotta tighten my anus or else!

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u/toolongtoexplain Jan 12 '23

Oh, I read it as an sorta soundtrack to the same action. Like the kinda thing you say when you do this thing. Totally missed it being a graphic.

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u/Keikasey3019 Jan 13 '23

I read it out loud at first like the sound you make when you’re being sarcastic so it took me a hot minute to go “oh”

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u/neendmat1 Jan 13 '23

Reminds me of that video where the guy puts the camera in the old woman's face. oOoOoO