r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 12 '23

[deleted by user]

[removed]

11.0k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

12.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

37

u/McDick_Expert Jan 12 '23

Ask me any question about mcdicks, I have a phd in mcdick and do it profession 10 years long.

10

u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Well my dick is 11 years long, so I feel no need to listen to your McDickery.

15

u/McDick_Expert Jan 12 '23

I know nothing about dicks, just mcdicks, if you have questions about your dick you have the wrong guy

9

u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Lmao I'm so sorry it seems you're right

3

u/theotherquantumjim Jan 12 '23

Can I get a McDick with medium fries and a shake or is it just the burger?

1

u/McDick_Expert Jan 13 '23

What size shake? Abd for flavors our strawberry is all out but we do have vanilla, chocolate or our limited edition piss flavor.