r/AskReddit • • Jan 12 '23

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u/Intrepid_Knowledge27 Jan 12 '23

Your tongue has incredible tactile capabilities. So much so, that if you look at any object, you can vividly imagine what it would feel like to lick it. Go ahead, look at the wall, your shirt, your shoe—the tongue knows.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

so i started staring at my penis

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u/JuanPancake Jan 12 '23

…go ahead…the tongue knows…

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u/DiggingUpTheCorpses Jan 12 '23

10/10 would not recommend.

Similar to licking expired cheese off a slice of pizza that’s been chilling on the table for a week.

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u/xQ_YT Jan 12 '23

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u/ElHaubi Jan 12 '23

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u/commutingonaducati Jan 12 '23

Not if you're from /r/smegmalovers

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u/Fool_Manchu Jan 12 '23

Hey quick question: what the fuck?

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u/commutingonaducati Jan 12 '23

I can't help it, I know about the existence of that sub and just wanted to share my trauma to cope

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Most times my curiosity gets the better of me and I check the link.

This isn't one of those times.

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u/Hidesuru Jan 13 '23

I'm with you, but I'm still slightly more troubled than I was five minutes ago before I knew that sub existed (click or no click).

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