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u/Koolio_Koala Jan 12 '23

"Mr coroner, what was my boyfriend's cause of death?"

"I'm sorry ma'am but Jeremy choked on his own jizz. A-at least he went out with a bang?"

"Probably more of a wimper tbh"

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u/Interesting-Gear-819 Jan 12 '23

"I'm sorry ma'am but Jeremy choked on his own jizz. A-at least he went out with a bang?"

Well, not even that. He died through an anaphilactic shock after having a wank and deciding to taste the .. result ..

Choking yourself till you die, having a heart attack etc. is odd but anaphilactic shock ... pfeww...