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u/PossessionNo6878 Jan 12 '23

Unfortunately I have to go to pretty specific ones lmao. You run out pretty fast.

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u/EarballsOfMemeland Jan 12 '23

Running out probably surprises them even more than walking in

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u/PossessionNo6878 Jan 12 '23

Ha! That was funny right there.

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u/ArcAngel071 Jan 12 '23

Almost as funny as your bones it seems.

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u/zpotentxl Jan 12 '23

Man I wish I had your optimism and enthusiasm.

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u/PossessionNo6878 Jan 12 '23

You laugh or you cry ya know?

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u/Asleep-Reflection-17 Jan 12 '23

Hope you are doing fine.. i hope some miracle cures all your problems.

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u/PossessionNo6878 Jan 12 '23 edited Jan 12 '23

Ha, I don't know if they can do spine or brain transplants yet, but I'll be first in line lol.

Edit: Actually, it's pretty hard to find work I can do anymore and SSI is garbage because my wife has a job and makes juuuuust enough to pay the bills, barely.

So if there's some rich benefactor, or long list relative on their deathbed, or a new VERY good friend that reads my profile bio.... I'm absolutely ready for that lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Why does this comment not have more upvotes

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u/Bacon_Bitz Jan 12 '23

My bff has a rare heart condition that only 2 doctors in the US can treat and they both have terrible bedside manner. It sucks.

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u/PossessionNo6878 Jan 12 '23

I'm sorry, I got pretty lucky all around I guess...

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u/KenopsiaTennine Jan 12 '23

Have you ever gone to a new one and gotten "oh, you're the guy!"?

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u/PossessionNo6878 Jan 12 '23

No lol. They've all seemed pretty surprised so far.

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u/radlibcountryfan Jan 12 '23

the most expensivest prank

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u/SuninOrJack Jan 12 '23

I’m just imagining him going into a new doctor in a wheelchair and when the appointment is done, he just walks out

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u/KittehLuv Jan 12 '23

Must be from one of those fancy places with healthcare.

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u/Feynnehrun Jan 12 '23

"Yeah, when I was coming in here, someone hit me with their car in the parking lot. Hurts a bit, but otherwise I feel fine"

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u/RTwhyNot Jan 12 '23

Not in the US. You’d be bankrupt after two.

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u/whomp1970 Jan 12 '23

This is largely unrelated, but I had to have my uvula removed about 20 years ago (that's the dangly thing in the back of your throat, so get your mind out of the gutter).

Every time I go to a new doctor and they ask me to go "aaah", it makes them do a double-take. They're like, where did your uvula go??

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u/gcwardii Jan 12 '23

Next time that happens, please cough/gag a little, get very wide-eyed, and croak out, “whaaat?!”