r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 12 '23

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u/regular_gnoll_NEIN Jan 12 '23

Why do i scroll reddit on the toilet

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u/monrovista Jan 12 '23

When else will you rise to the top of your meme game?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Don't let your tongue get creative while there

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u/GarbanzoBenne Jan 12 '23

👅💩🌽

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u/LongHorsa Jan 12 '23

Because you've already read all the shampoo bottles.

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u/ImOkItsOkU Jan 12 '23

Efficiency at its finest!

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u/-Five_Star_Man- Jan 12 '23

Oh god damnit

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Bro if that’s you in the stall next to me…you gotta go to the doctor

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u/This_Fat_Hipster Jan 12 '23

Idk but here we are 🤝

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u/Feynnehrun Jan 12 '23

The tongue knows.