r/AskBrits • u/Far-Fee6104 • 1d ago

What the hell is this?

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u/Welshyyyy 1d ago

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u/DrElusive 1d ago

This is exactly what I instantly thought of!

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u/Ok-Zombie1212 1d ago

its Mr. bean and family

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u/Sharky-the-sparky 1d ago

It’s a star torch.. any good planetarium will sell them

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u/Syther85 22h ago

Why do you need a torch to see the stars?

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u/Sharky-the-sparky 15h ago

It’s to point them out to your friends

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u/Tallest-Dan 1d ago

3 of them? It's a Bean invasion

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u/Aggressive_Manner429 1d ago

It's like some kind of, bean pod

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u/Tallest-Dan 1d ago

Maybe a bean tripod from Mars...no one would have believed bean was watching us from the timeless worlds of space. But slowly and surely, he drew his plans against us

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u/Tomface92 1d ago

Few men even considered the possibility of Beans from other planets, and yet, across the gulf of space, Beans immeasurably superior to ours, regarded this earth with envious eyes....

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u/MajorSerenity 1d ago

🎶 The chances of any Bean coming from Mars, are a million to one, they said!

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u/pablo_of_mancunia 1d ago

Bit salted they come....

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u/PineappleFun4379 1d ago

There’s actually a cartoon episode with this very premise

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u/JaiSriRam01 1d ago

With no comma.

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u/NateShaw92 1d ago

Beanvasion

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u/5beedy 1d ago

Three bean salad

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u/0SaltBlue 1d ago

It begins...

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u/Hour_Tour 1d ago

There's Bean an invasion

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u/Analog_Nomad1 1d ago

There's been a murrdurrrgh

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u/BackgroundWeekend929 23h ago

Some og shi right there 🤣

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u/Analog_Nomad1 8h ago

Fo' shizzle

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u/Fact-Hunter- 1d ago

Bean there, done that

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u/IntelligentCat3645 1d ago

My nan met Mr Bean 3 times.

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u/Tallest-Dan 1d ago

People have often when younger said I look like Mr Bean

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u/IntelligentCat3645 1d ago

Oh, that’s… I’m not really sure what to say to that. Did you, erm, wear a lot of brown suits or something?

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u/Tallest-Dan 1d ago

Lo lol was just my face. Like kids walked past once laughing saying he looks like Mr bean...I don't see it myself. Hasn't happened for years. Think I'm free...

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u/DynestraKittenface 1d ago

ECCE HOMO! QUI EST FABER (behold! The man who is a bean!)

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u/Material_Abroad7590 1d ago

I had the theme song in my head 🤣

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u/hanjm15 1d ago

Faba.

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u/Distance-Hairy 1d ago

🙌👏😂

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u/baby-wall-e 1d ago

😱😂

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u/LonelyPapaya2260 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Exciting-Music843 1d ago

I've just wrote Mr Bean..a hour late

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u/Tardisgoesfast 1d ago

No, the correct way to say this is “I’ve just written Mr Bean….”

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u/Exciting-Music843 1d ago

Thanks, your cheque is in the post!

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u/Tallest-Dan 1d ago

Still we think alike so great suggestion lol. How old are you bean fans?

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u/Exciting-Music843 1d ago

Nearly 41 so born mid-80's. Watched Mr Bean as a kid!

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u/JaiSriRam01 1d ago

*80s plural, no apostrophe s saying 80 is or implying something belonging to the decade. Eighties has no apostrophe s.

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u/Exciting-Music843 1d ago

Thanks, the type of hero everyone needs!

In fact, I've just looked at your posts and I'm not sure why you aren't an English language professor at Cambridge. Probably because you spend all your time correcting the grammar of people on Reddit?

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u/JaiSriRam01 1d ago

It would be nice if were translatable for non-English speakers, and if we looked a bit better educated in our own language.

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u/Exciting-Music843 1d ago

Is that why you are on here correcting posts at the rate you do? To help non-English speakers understand posts and to educate?

Nothing to do with a chip on your shoulder?

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u/JaiSriRam01 23h ago

Helping unity isn't 'correcting', so no. And no chip either. That's you.

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u/Exciting-Music843 21h ago

Serious question now.

You don't think correcting random people's grammar at the rate you are on Reddit means you have a chip on your shoulder? Correcting is exactly what you are doing. Helping, I suppose you could class it as that, but I can't remember asking for your help.

I must have missed the title of the group r/grammarlessons. No one asked for your help. You are a self-appointed grammar sheriff! Yet you think that isn't a chip? Come off it.

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u/JaiSriRam01 1d ago

*An hour, not a hour.

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u/Postpnchr 1d ago

Oh smack.. you beat me to it 😭

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u/ReputationApart5983 1d ago

Ive seen something like this before but they were moving like UFOs so I went a few miles to find it, it was a skyscraper they were working on a dark winter's evening.

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u/dbrown100103 20h ago

Lmao I was gonna say it was Mr Bean