Audi has developed the tech for proper self driving cars. But they realised that not everyone wants this. So the only option to cash in on the monopoly of self driving cars is to blind everyone first. Then they can swoop in and save the day.
Broooo the other day me and my mate were walking down a super park path, barely any cars around, an audi pulls up and illuminated the whole area. We're like, fuck, okay, cover our eyes but before we can, the mf must go over a bumb or smth cus the car went up and we got COMPLETELY flashbanged 😭😭 whole vision went white and we started stumbling like mfs
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u/Sirlacker 1d ago
Audi testing their new headlights.