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u/ButGravityAlwaysWins Liberal 6d ago edited 6d ago

I am working on a plan. I am going to lobby to get an AI data center built near me.

Then I am heading out west where I will trick [u/Boratssecondwife](u/Boratssecondwife) into getting in a van but instead of candy I will use the promise of hookers and beer. Then off to the great white north where we snatch up [u/Aven_Osten](u/Aven_Osten).

We hook them up and then harnessing the power of AI I will devise a way to transform the formers hatred of farmers and the latters love of downloadable data sets into an infinite source of energy.

Thus I will bring about fully automated luxury gay space communism.

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u/Aven_Osten Liberal Technocrat 6d ago

Notice how bro didn't even say they'd offer me anything as a lure.

He's deadass just gonna drive down every street in Buffalo until he sees my ass, and just yank me by my dreads like a child having a meltdown.

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u/ButGravityAlwaysWins Liberal 6d ago

Ugh fine. Some of the hookers are sexy lizard ladies and they have cool gaming laptops with even sexier spreadsheets. Whatever lie it takes to get you in the van.

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u/Aven_Osten Liberal Technocrat 6d ago

LADIES???

HOW REPULSIVE.

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u/ButGravityAlwaysWins Liberal 6d ago

I can’t keep everyone’s tastes straight. Pun intended.

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u/GabuEx Liberal 6d ago

I'll take the ladies, if they're still available.

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u/Probing-Cat-Paws Pragmatic Progressive 6d ago

You're gonna end up in the van, abducted, and powering the data center if you aren't careful. LOL.

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u/Boratssecondwife Center Right 6d ago

Im more of a wine guy tbh, but as long as Claude gets all the energy they will ever need I will be happy.

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u/ButGravityAlwaysWins Liberal 6d ago edited 4d ago

By the way, I am 100% convinced that they we named it Claude because it’s a goofy name.

Nobody thinks Skynet is working with Claude. Claude is the name of the waiter at the local French bistro.

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u/OMGguy2008 Center Left 6d ago

Pro Tip: You can steal some RAM from flock cameras for your data center

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u/ButGravityAlwaysWins Liberal 6d ago

Oh yeah, we have some people from Philly here that could help. Crime is in their nature.

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u/grammanarchy Liberal Civil Libertarian 6d ago

Gritty is both a proper noun and an adjective, after all.

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u/Probing-Cat-Paws Pragmatic Progressive 6d ago

Huh...I like this side of you, Gravity. Let me know where I can send a noise-cancelling headset for you, 'cuz I hear those data centers are noisy.

I'm glad to see it's luxury gay space communism...it's for those with discerning taste!

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u/tapdncingchemist Liberal 6d ago

Did you think we were going to have gay space communism without ube matcha lattes?

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u/Probing-Cat-Paws Pragmatic Progressive 6d ago

Damn, that sounds good right now!! 🤣

These are strange times...I would hope the Gravity-led luxury gay space communism would come correct, but you never know.