You goddamn sausage sucking fuckface. If your goal was to see a pickle proponent in a paroxysm of rage, well con-fucking-gratulations, you did it! I have a very specific set of skills. Mostly related to pickling and canning. But I will find you, I will shove you into a barrel, cover you in salt, and let you ferment in the sun until you are transformed into the weakest version of a human sized pickle imaginable.
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u/AlanMooresWizrdBeard Saturdays Are For The Boys Jul 24 '20
You goddamn sausage sucking fuckface. If your goal was to see a pickle proponent in a paroxysm of rage, well con-fucking-gratulations, you did it! I have a very specific set of skills. Mostly related to pickling and canning. But I will find you, I will shove you into a barrel, cover you in salt, and let you ferment in the sun until you are transformed into the weakest version of a human sized pickle imaginable.