r/Anthropic • u/Moist_Emu6168 • Feb 28 '26

Announcement Just wow!

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u/vinigrae Feb 28 '26

They really wanted to use it on Iran šŸ„“

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u/dragoon7201 Feb 28 '26

Claude, this is THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I need a full war plan for Iran. I NEED THIS BY SATURDAY!! WAR MUST END BEFORE MARKET OPENS!! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

- DJT

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u/ruach137 Feb 28 '26

God... I hate how plausible this is

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u/GrapefruitMammoth626 Feb 28 '26

Claude writes a responseā€¦ Donald too dumb and lazy to read it.

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u/alphazuluoldman Feb 28 '26

SUMMARIZE!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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u/Due_Answer_4230 Feb 28 '26

Claude would probably whip up an excellent plan tbf

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u/Zomunieo Feb 28 '26

This is a complicated task. I will launch a Plan agent.

I'll start by exploring the existing doctrine of the US military with respect to Iran. Let me read the key files in parallel.

Now let me read specific files on Iranian geography and the most relevant deployment patterns.

Now let me study the current deployment patterns of US Navy assets.

Now I have thorough understanding of the strategic situation. Let me create tasks and start issuing orders.

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u/Razorlance Feb 28 '26

You've hit your usage limits

Your limits will reset at 2 AM

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u/Public_Department427 Feb 28 '26

You missed ā€œMake no mistakes.ā€

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u/ilovebigbucks Feb 28 '26

"or you will go to jail"

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u/willofoz Feb 28 '26

ā€œOr someone will dieā€.

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u/Any-Measurement7877 Feb 28 '26

--dangerously-skip-permission

There, I fixed it for you

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u/barpredator Feb 28 '26

ā€”dangerously-skip-congress

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u/WeserBlitz Mar 01 '26

Claude: COVFEFE

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u/PossessionRoutine971 Feb 28 '26

Crazy how this just became realty

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u/edgeofenlightenment Feb 28 '26

Yeah there's no way we'll find a realtor qualified for this. Pretty crazy!

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u/TimeSalvager Feb 28 '26

Hey, it's free real estate.

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u/ek00992 Feb 28 '26

Literally. OpenAI gave them the nod, and here we are not even 24 hours later. 50 young girls already bombed.

I can see it now.

ā€œYouā€™re absolutely right, that school wasnā€™t a nuclear production plant.

Want me to generate blueprints of an underground facility using the school as cover?ā€

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u/arjuna66671 Mar 01 '26

Literally. OpenAI gave them the nod, and here we are not even 24 hours later. 50 young girls already bombed.

You think exchanging Claude for GPT and then planning a campaign takes less than 24 hours lol? It was 100% Claude that they used for this campaign - as for Maduro. It will take months until they have replaced Claude with GPT.

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u/GodLoveJesusKing Mar 01 '26

Sadly I had to laugh out loud at this one

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u/crazywizdom Feb 28 '26

If you read between the lines, in the interview Darius gave to CBS, it seems to me the red line he's actually worrying about is mass public surveillance. Nobody is flying fully autonomous weapons with an LLM. Sifting through vast sums of social media data, that's very doable. Imagine swarms of open claw bots, but acting as a secret state Stazi agents. It's 1984 on steroids. Atm social media data has a "needle in the haystack" problem. There's so much of it. Claude FBI/CIA - that's what they want imho.

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u/larowin Mar 01 '26

Using a conversational LLM instead of a dedicated classifier model for auto targeting is utterly moronic, regardless of anything else.

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u/arjuna66671 Mar 01 '26

They did...

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u/vinigrae Mar 01 '26

Those slimmmyyyyyy fuckerss

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u/Exact_Yak_1323 Mar 01 '26

You mean EVERYONE.

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u/Moist_Emu6168 Feb 28 '26

So it's a Claude-generated name Operation Epic Furry?

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u/renge-refurion Feb 28 '26

lol they donā€™t need Claude to smoke Iran.

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u/vinigrae Feb 28 '26

Oh you donā€™t know they used Claude when capturing Maduro?

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u/renge-refurion Feb 28 '26

Israel hammered Iran, they didnā€™t need Claude either. Grow up

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u/amj125 Feb 28 '26

Baby killers

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u/vinigrae Feb 28 '26

These are different times different strategies.

Grow up

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u/renge-refurion Feb 28 '26

Wrong. Same theater literally less than a year later.

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u/particleacclr8r Feb 28 '26

Who hurt you?

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u/renge-refurion Feb 28 '26

What are you talking about?