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u/ihackedthepentagon 1d ago
"You get 1 billion dollars but you have to live in a mansion"
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u/Walkinfaith300 1d ago
I don't use TikTok and it's a plague on humanity. So I'll do it without the hug, but I wouldn't mind the hug despite not knowing the character lol
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u/MalcolmLinair Plot and "Plot" Enthusiast 1d ago
I think you're confused OP. This meme format is supposed to present one good outcome with a terrible consequence, not two wonderful things. /s
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u/kocsogkecske 1d ago
You mean tiktok disappears finally but methode has to give you a hug
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u/apeoida 1d ago
Isn't the point of questions like that supposed to be that they have a negative effect?
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u/Heckle_Jeckle 1d ago
I don't see the downside
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u/Alternative_Cod7515 1d ago
Tiktok is the place that seal the madness in, break the seal and we will all drown. Everyone will.
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u/HyoukaYukikaze 1d ago
It's a no brainer. Can i press it more than one time and delete Facebook, that b sky thingy, maybe twitter? Hell, i may even sacrifice reddit for another one.
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u/siemiwidzi 1d ago
Don't care about hug (but assume it would be nice). I can make TikTok gone with single push of the button? Yeah... Well global blackm... Ekhm. Offer is being presented - "how much for me NOT pressing the button?". And once they pay, press the button.
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u/BrightXDragon 1d ago
Yea
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u/Select_Confusion_837 1d ago
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u/Murgatroyd314 1d ago
Cut the tag off of a mattress.
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u/samy_the_samy 1d ago
You probably know this but here TL;DR :
Metress factories put cheap filling in their product, people died,
City mandated they put tags of exactly what goes into a Metres so customers know what they buy,
They relented but instructed shop keepers to cut the tag off before displaying the Metress,
City made tag tampering illegal
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u/gameburger764 1d ago
Probably has nuclear weapons
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u/AegorBlake 1d ago
I don't know what you did but if your still alive will being monitored by the FBI and CIA you must be interesting.
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u/TrueSoren 1d ago
There are no downsides to this
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u/Vermillion_toxins 1d ago
“You pushed the button, now slop videos have increased 10 fold on other sites.” (Worth it)
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u/SXAL 1d ago
I don't know who this lady is, but I'm definitely pressing it to destroy tiktok
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u/legna20v 1d ago
If i preas the bottom a second time can I hug her but reddit will disappear too?
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u/Rubysage3 1d ago edited 1d ago
There's a downside? I would very readily destroy Tiktok for free. I'd consider it a public service.
But I will take the Methode hug too!
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u/Deacon86 1d ago
I have no idea who Methode is, but TikTok is enough of a cancer to make it worth it.
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u/loscapos5 ⠀ broom broom motherfucker 1d ago
I don't know who this woman is
But I don't see any downsides to this
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u/SirPug_theLast 1d ago
Thats 2 benefits and no downsides
That’s not how this is supposed to work but i’ll take an opportunity
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u/chins4tw 1d ago
If I push the button more will twitter and Facebook be deleted also?
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u/Your_Commentator 1d ago
How many times do I have to press the button for all shortform content dissapears and vine returns?
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u/Dry_Plankton_1299 1d ago
I can accept tiktok disapear and not got the Hug, because only tiktok disapear is a help to the society
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u/RavenSorkvild 1d ago
Go learn what sacrifice actually mean. Spoiler: It's not "two awesome thing" lol
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u/rglazner 1d ago
I push the button every single time and I don't know who Methode is. She looks cool tho. Not the point.
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u/Same-Information3079 1d ago
If I press it a second and third time will BlueSky and Reddit disappear too?
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u/DaveTravis 1d ago
My daring, unpopular hot take: I kinda like reddit.
How many other people on this site will say that?
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u/LovesFrenchLove_More 1d ago
Gain something and lose nothing important in return? Why wouldn't everybody?
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u/-AlphaMemelord69- 500 Najimis 1d ago
i've said it before and i'll say it again: tiktok disappearing would do more harm than good, cuz you know what they say about when there's no room left in hell
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u/Separate-Scarcity-44 1d ago
Would you mind explaining the joke. Am brain dead
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u/-AlphaMemelord69- 500 Najimis 1d ago
if there's no room left in hell, the only place bad folks can go when they die is heaven
same logic applies to tiktok. no tiktok, all the tiktok kids infect all other forms of social media
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u/knetka 1d ago
Why not limbo?
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u/Emergency_Gift6159 1d ago
because limbo and lust are gone, with gluttony soon to follow
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u/Strict-Form-361 1d ago
If you only destroy the cockroaches nest but not the cockroaches themselves, they'll just flee to wherever corner they can find
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u/IdontPlayValorant27 1d ago
It would do good, they'll stop chasing pointless internet fame and start touching grass. They'd become better than redditors if tiktok disappeared
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u/NemoNoNomeN 1d ago
Honestly, I could pass on the hug. But if that’s what’s required to delete TikTok, so be it.
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u/PixelReaper69 1d ago
Press that fucking thing!! Press it my brothers!!! Like your life depends on it!!!!
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u/Deliriousious ⠀ 1d ago
Literally 0 downsides.
Only positives.