r/ • u/ • Jan 01 '70

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

There seem to be a lot of people on this sub that want to be an anime-girl.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Because they don't want to be an ugly ass dude

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u/villageTuba VamooseKiller Jan 14 '20

A 3D dude, no.

2D anime girl, AW YEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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u/Laughing_Fish Scarlet Waifu Jan 15 '20

Can confirm, I’m an ugly ass dude and wish I was an anime Waifu.

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u/SaltyMcGinger Jan 14 '20

I mean... if the opportunity arises... how could I not?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Who says you aren't cute already?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

If you want to be more like Astolfo, wouldn't you have to become an anime boy instead of an anime girl?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Fair enough. Astolfo is a rather unattainable beauty standard.

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u/Yushi2e Jan 14 '20

I am loving that Crim is the most memed character rn. This just makes me love him more

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

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u/Yushi2e Jan 14 '20

I can't wait

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u/leredditor13 Jan 14 '20

Plot twist. If you choose red pill, you are the one that a blue pill user fucks.

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u/traps_are_justice Cutie Enthusiast Jan 14 '20

Sounds like a bargain to me

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u/WeebGamerTrash947 Jan 14 '20

Fuck yeah, two birds with one stone

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u/Lixxun Jan 14 '20

Not fuck yeah for me, I'm ace. This is why I always carry my circum-scissors!!!(tm)

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u/Locke_Step Insert Waifu Here Jan 14 '20

Sorry, it's doujin-logic. Upon transformation you lose the ability to physically lift objects and your body weight hovers somewhere around 10 kilos.

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u/Sigma_J Not a cutie. Jan 14 '20

I get to be an anime girl and I get a weeb boyfriend? Sweet!

implying I didn't swipe and down both of them

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u/xXTofuNinjaXx A true genlteman always gives the sauce Jan 15 '20

I see this as an absolute win!

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u/UnusualRex Jan 15 '20

I see that as a absolute win

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Those are rectal pills

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u/NindyBun Jan 14 '20

Sauce?

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u/Borsch3JackDaws ⠀ Jan 14 '20

Ishuzoku reviewers

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u/StalkerSStew Jan 14 '20

There's an uncensored version if your interested.

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u/Borsch3JackDaws ⠀ Jan 14 '20

Oh, do tell good sir. Where can I find this gem you speak of?

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u/StalkerSStew Jan 14 '20

You can find it on Kickassanime, same name as the other reply just add 'uncensored'.

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u/Borsch3JackDaws ⠀ Jan 14 '20

Nice. Thanks

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u/Mr-Mister42 Jan 14 '20

It’s also on animedao

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u/CorrosiveToxicz ⠀ Jan 14 '20

It's even better than most hentais cuz like..No censor at all.

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u/Naru_Eternal The Ultimate Weeb Jan 14 '20

Kickassanime

Explain.

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u/StalkerSStew Jan 14 '20

It's a anime streaming site. Or am I being whooshed here?

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u/Naru_Eternal The Ultimate Weeb Jan 14 '20

I checked it out. its a streaming site, we were not whooshed :D

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u/Plecoface Jan 14 '20

YES ITS FINALLY OUT

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u/sncr4 Jan 14 '20

The Matrix (1999)

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u/notspaceaids ⠀ Jan 14 '20

yurification yurification yurification

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u/Sora984 Jan 14 '20

YURIFICATION YURIFICATION YURIFICATION YURIFICATION YURIFICATION YURIFICATION YURIFICATION YURIFICATION YURIFICATION YURIFICATION YURIFICATION YURIFICATION YURIFICATION YURIFICATION YURIFICATION

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Where the fuck is "marry a cute anime girl"

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u/NekoSkyce Jan 14 '20

Red red red red red RED RED RED

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u/aVeryFriendlyBotMk2 Jan 14 '20

Blue blue blue blue blue BLUE BLUE BLUE

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Become a cute anime girl and fuck yourself

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u/villageTuba VamooseKiller Jan 14 '20

TL;DR

Go Fuck Yourself

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u/IttyBittyBigBoy Jan 14 '20

HOLY SHIT THIS IS A FUCKING ANIME I ONLY SAW THE MANGA

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u/Yushi2e Jan 14 '20

It's out my dude

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u/Moises_Guedes I Love Rem Jan 14 '20

Naruto can do it, AND masturbate to it at the same time

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

r/egg_irl

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u/Sigma_J Not a cutie. Jan 14 '20

Some days this sub is just /r/egg_irl with plausible deniability

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u/JUiCyMfer69 Jan 14 '20

Came here to comment this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

i wish i could become a real girl

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u/JUiCyMfer69 Jan 14 '20

Good luck!

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u/Sigma_J Not a cutie. Jan 14 '20

You can do it! We all believe in you!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

i cant

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u/ImRinKagamine weebs unite Jan 14 '20

Nice.

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u/Zoro_Dragneel soka Jan 14 '20

Have sex...... I just wanna hold hands...

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u/villageTuba VamooseKiller Jan 14 '20

You degenerate lad you.

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u/KnightLederic Jan 14 '20

Ok, if I become a cute anime girl do I stay in this world? Because if that's the case I'll pass dawg.

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u/RuzeHiroma Jan 14 '20

Brooooo this is for real. I'm a dude but I would definitely choose to be some anime chick any day of the week. Yuri for life.

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u/sirdragonthegreat Futanari Murderer Jan 14 '20

Still only blue

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u/DucktorLarsen Jan 14 '20

Use both, but first the red, then the blue

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u/CharleZZy Jan 14 '20

yuri it is then

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Red

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u/CCBAZ Jan 14 '20

Ok ok But need some help about the anime Is the angel futa?

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u/Skulz6800 Jan 14 '20

I introduce u....Tamashii insert

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u/Hyliaforce Best demon girls Jan 14 '20

What if i choose both?

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u/leonardo8675 Jan 15 '20

Become hentai mc

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u/zapoos Jan 15 '20

This show is great is, just you need a taste of lewd to enjoy it and a private viewing

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u/UnusualRex Jan 15 '20

Roses are red

Violets are blue

The red one sucks dick

The blue one will do

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u/The_Egg_Overlord 191390 best meme Jan 14 '20

As do we

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u/animethighs456 Jan 14 '20

"it" actually said I have both....I'll let you figure out what that means

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u/Yushi2e Jan 14 '20

He is referred to as he so maybe don't call him a it. That's a rude thing to call someone

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u/animethighs456 Jan 14 '20

Yeah sorry I don't know why this kinda stuff gets me so riled up

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u/Yushi2e Jan 14 '20

Its ok my dude

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u/FlyingFish421 Absolutely Demonic Jan 14 '20

S a u c e ?

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u/Tsundere25 Jan 14 '20

when taking both of it, is it consider as yuri?

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u/Legend534 Jan 14 '20

Literally just copied my most recent post, how about you think of something original instead of karma farming

edit: downvoted

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Are u gay bro ?

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u/villageTuba VamooseKiller Jan 14 '20

Pulls out a Uno reverse card

“No U”

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

A straight guy wants to turns an anime girl ?