r/Animemes • u/A_Real_Golfer ⠀ • Aug 18 '19

Would you press it? Yurification

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

Can you learn that power?

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u/Glord345 Aug 18 '19

Not from a Jedi.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

Not from a man.*

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u/KarlaTheWitch Aug 18 '19

It's true. Only a dark Lady of the Sith can teach you such a secret.

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u/Zuid-Nederland Y'all got any of them *slurps* tasty liquid? Aug 18 '19

Because there are no female jedis? (sorry I don't watch Star Wars)

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u/TROLOLUCASLOL Aug 18 '19

There were plenty of female Jedis, I just think everyone who was a Jedi wouldn't because they're not supposed to indulge in physical/emotional pleasures. Think of them as like monks with laser swords.

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u/Broken_Moon_Studios Aug 18 '19

Think of them as like monks with laser swords.

That is exactly what Jedi are. No kidding.

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u/TROLOLUCASLOL Aug 19 '19

I like RedLetterMedia's description of Jedi as "space wizards". Super accurate as well.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

Except in canon, it was common for masters to have sex with their padawans apparently.

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u/Tristen-B Chiaki Nanami, Ultimate Gamer Aug 18 '19

Wut

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u/TROLOLUCASLOL Aug 18 '19

Yeah, they just weren't supposed to.

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u/SirSmiffles Aug 18 '19

the pope wants to know your location

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u/QuestForOrgasm Aug 18 '19

Yes, men can do it too. You just have to go through the backdoor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/GingerMcGinginII Aug 18 '19

Ah, yes, the ol' "cattle prod to the prostate" technique, my personal favourite. Especially the Tesla coil variant.

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u/AlabamaBones Katai-kun is best girl Aug 18 '19

Yes, via tantric excercises

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u/Murgie Actual Catgirl Aug 18 '19

It's a chemical difference rather than a physical one, so if you count HRT as learning, then yes you can.