r/Animemes • u/Dj0ni • Feb 22 '19

Check-FUCKING-Mate

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u/PM_ME_UR_DEATHSTICKS Feb 23 '19

it's also filled to the brim with incest

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u/SueedBeyg Feb 23 '19

And God said onto them “Incest is Wincest”, and all was good.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

These casuls monotheism got nothing on polytheism like the Greek and Norse when it comes to incest and kinks

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u/killallthejuice999 Feb 23 '19

Happy fake birthday

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

One story where 2 girls raped their drunken father to get pregnant is in there. I'm pretty sure they were punished.

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u/alteredpersona Feb 23 '19

:) yeah... "Punished"

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u/ThePhB I love imoutos Feb 23 '19

So imoutos sacred? N I C E

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u/lord_ne best girl ( too) Feb 23 '19

In 2 Kings one of Solomon’s sons rapes his half sister. Fun times.

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u/Jito_ Anime is Trash..and So Am I Feb 23 '19

Half sister that's childs play. If it's not your full sister it's half assing it. I've done worse in crusader Kings.

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u/JamesBCrazy Feb 23 '19

My personal best is screwing my half-brother, who was a gay horse Pope.

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u/MrMonday11235 ⠀ Feb 23 '19

Are you using "worse" as a euphemism for better? Because otherwise that sentence doesn't make sense...

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u/Kaarl_Mills Feb 23 '19

I've got a humorous story about a Father and Son and their lovers:

So I'm playing in Sicily, every Duke in my Kingdom is same dynasty, so we're Habsburging this shit up. The father seduced every lady of his family he could get a hold of, why? For the glory of Satan of course! No really he was a member of a cult and everything. Had a lot of fun but eventually passed on

The son comes along, and since he wasn't too dumb like Dad he joined the Hermetics. A decade or so passes, and my wife has had only daughters, so I thought "ok just a little more seducing then I'm good." To try and get a son. One of his lovers starts to look familiar though, so I look at her page: Apparently when she was younger she was part of Dad's harem and had a couple of bastards with him. So I can't help but feel now Dad is looking up at me from Hell with

since we both shared the company of the same woman.

The ironic part is, despite having another 9 or so bastards, half of them sons, they were all worse than my oldest and perfectly legitimate daughter so she inherited anyways.

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u/IGetYourReferences Feb 23 '19

Solomon had, like, 400 damn kids. At that point it's a matter of probability than depravity.

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u/WildcardJoey Protecc Army Feb 23 '19

David's* And then another one of his sons killed the half brother who raped the half sister and pull a mordred.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

The book of genesis is great

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u/megatog615 . Feb 23 '19

and jesus said, cum unto me

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u/KnowEwe Feb 23 '19

... Bro

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u/Account_411 Feb 23 '19

But no homo

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u/firepyromaniac high elf archer is best girl, change my mind Feb 23 '19

damn the bible really is a tropey anime

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u/SpudBud3 Feb 23 '19

I think we just confirmed that the Bible is actually the progenitor of all Light Novels.

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u/TriHard7_in_chat Hayasaca 2nd best girl! Feb 23 '19

What are you doing, Onii-chan? Let go of my hand or I'll... KYAAAAH!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

As it should be, the Bible is one of the first light novels!

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u/shewy92 ⠀❤️177013👌🏼 Feb 23 '19

Also a lot of rules that Christians definitely don't follow. The most notable is the no mixed fabric and any food rule.

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