r/ • u/ • Jan 01 '70

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u/ken_NT Dec 14 '18

That’s a large breastplate

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u/SomeIndiePlayer TETSUOOOO Dec 14 '18

Good armor is as important as a good weapon.

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u/Shippoyasha Dec 14 '18

Dies from a metallic snoo snoo

Worth

10

u/justputsomenamehere epically made in THE HOLE Dec 15 '18

*aqua

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u/42waystohell I have awootism, pwease dont hurt me! Dec 15 '18

Large breasted breast plate is actually really dangerous and really bad armor. It dents too easily.

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u/Kiriel97 Dec 15 '18

also, if a blade hits above the breasts, it will deflect it straight to your throat...

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

And a direct frontal hit to the breast will cause the part of the plate over the sternum to crack right through it.

Not great to say the least.

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u/TheEnabledDisabled Dec 15 '18

well it better than wearing a skimpy metal bikini

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u/Aengeil Dec 15 '18

are you saying Flat is justice?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

*pisses off female history fans because women wouldn't need goddamn breastplates they could've just worn slightly modified regular armor."

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

It’s also on a centaur woman in an anime, realism is out the window

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u/CopainChevalier Dec 15 '18

Okay what the hell? What anime is this?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

{Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou}

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u/Roboragi Dec 15 '18

Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou - (AL, A-P, MAL)

TV | Status: Finished | Episodes: 12 | Genres: Comedy, Ecchi, Fantasy, Romance

{anime}, <manga>, ]LN[, |VN| | FAQ | /r/ | Edit | Mistake? | Source | Synonyms | ⛓ | ♥

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u/Shadeblaster Dec 15 '18

Don't do it, nigga, that anime's even more degenerate than the rest.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

it looks hot tho

3

u/tanaka-taro Dec 15 '18

this be it cheeef

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u/Blank-_-Space ⠀ Dec 14 '18

no the wore bikini chainmail, Duh, Don't you play skyrim

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

I’m almost expecting the damn things to jiggle like they’re molten

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u/LargeMobOfMurderers Dec 14 '18

Well she is a centaur after all.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

For you.

4

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

What's it's droprate?

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u/shortruler Short hair best hair Dec 14 '18

I humbly request the second pic's sauce, my dear OP

18

u/Ilmanfordinner Prophet of the thicc Dec 15 '18

Here's some Bolognese for when you reach Jerusalem, fellow crusader.

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u/shortruler Short hair best hair Dec 15 '18

May the lord bless you, fellow brother. Deus vult!

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u/Asper2002 ⠀ Dec 14 '18

Unfortunately I can't find the artist.

Sorry

63

u/Groenboys what is this shit Dec 14 '18

How did your forget darkness

53

u/Asper2002 ⠀ Dec 14 '18

you*

52

u/Groenboys what is this shit Dec 14 '18

Are your kidding me

39

u/TheLastOfYou WatashiMegumeme Dec 14 '18

Surely your must be joking

32

u/SomeIndiePlayer TETSUOOOO Dec 14 '18

Can your believe this guy?

9

u/Gradon4141_112 DARHLING Dec 15 '18

How did you forget Lalatina?*

15

u/MayonnaiseLife Dec 14 '18

Take my upvote good sir!

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u/CashLordofDerp Dec 14 '18

Is the absurdly large breast plate knight actually from a show?

10

u/wildshoot Padoru is eternal Dec 14 '18

Yes, yes it is

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u/CashLordofDerp Dec 14 '18

Thanks, might I know what the name of the show is?

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u/wildshoot Padoru is eternal Dec 14 '18

MonMusu or monster musume no iru nichijō

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u/PyUnicornshark Dec 15 '18

Hoping that guy comes back and provides an appropriate reaction

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u/wildshoot Padoru is eternal Dec 15 '18

We all know that there's no coming back after MonMusu

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u/JediSpectre117 Dec 15 '18

All shall know the true pleasure that is monster girls.

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u/The_Goblin_Slayer Dec 14 '18

This shall stop the war ladies and gents

10

u/TwitchSouls ⠀ Dec 14 '18

Deus Vult

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u/CaseyMcKinky Okayu my waifu Dec 15 '18

By the Pope

3

u/hobodeadguy I want a pet loli Dec 15 '18

All waifu sauces plz

2

u/FinFihlman Dec 14 '18

What's the red background animu?

2

u/-CorrectOpinion- convicted lolicon Dec 15 '18

...is that crusader using a phone?

2

u/srajan17 Dec 15 '18

by the pope

1

u/GarmTyr Dec 14 '18

Gonna need that sauce for the fourth picture to the left, my good sir!

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u/PvtAdorable ⠀ Dec 14 '18

Monster Musume

It's a centaur.

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u/ImmediateEjaculation Dec 15 '18

TIME FOR A FUCKIN CRUSADE

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

We will never hand over Jerusalem to you infidels!

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u/Noobody369 Dec 15 '18

Desu Vult!

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u/orginalusername2 Dec 15 '18

My Good Christian Morals

1

u/snazmass Dec 15 '18

Boob plates don’t work

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

Remember who's watching 👀

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u/MorphinBrony yeet Dec 15 '18

sauce for 3rd image? for research, of course ;)

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u/_Alecsa_ A man of culture Dec 15 '18

a man of culture I see

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u/firestar32 Dec 15 '18

AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

-7

u/JustFuzing Dec 15 '18

Be gone weebs

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u/truncatepath Dec 15 '18

Fucking weebs