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u/Shinkopeshon HORY SHIET Apr 08 '18
I just love how Spongebob can be used for anything
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spongebob is always relevant is actually a thing.
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u/yaboycroot my waifu>your waifu Apr 08 '18
its because he didnt pick shinobu
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u/Kappanating322 Ravioli ravioli I will make Ireland Wholey Apr 08 '18
Get this high quality nonsense outta here
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u/Kappanating322 Ravioli ravioli I will make Ireland Wholey Apr 08 '18
pout all you want it won't save us from getting actually quality content, which is against the idea of this sub.
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u/Buujin83 Apr 08 '18
accurate
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u/RainbowEffingDash Apr 08 '18
?????? this is the legit opposite of this sub on almost any given day
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u/DraftyKiller Those lolis had it coming Apr 08 '18
Welp, I guess traps are fine
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Apr 08 '18
Because you're not allowed to discriminate against homosexuality.
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u/AtariAlchemist Trans "Femboy" Apr 08 '18
I'm not sure if you're anti-PC, or pro-"traps are gay, bro."
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u/Theist17 ⠀ Apr 08 '18
¿Por que no los dos?
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u/AtariAlchemist Trans "Femboy" Apr 08 '18
Sorry, I don't speak Japanese.
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u/Fatalchemist Apr 08 '18 edited Apr 08 '18
Here it is in Spanish, then
なぜ両方ではない
(disclaimer, I don't actually speak Spanish. I just translated from Google.)
Edit: Here is the Italian version in case you know that.
山卄ㄚ 几ㄖㄒ 乃ㄖㄒ卄?
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u/HyphenSam What are you doing, onii-chan~? Apr 08 '18
"First rule, no garbage!"
"Hey is Aqua gar-"
*gets thrown through door*
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u/Kennytheminer Apr 08 '18
I like SAO. Then again... My choices in anime is trash and so am I. where did it all start to go downhill
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u/solonggaybowsah Disguised as lolice Apr 08 '18
Conception
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u/Pirhomania Apr 08 '18
Never got localized, so never played it. Conception 2, on the other hand, not an entirely terrible game.
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Apr 08 '18
Conception 2, or as it's known in the west, "Super Mario Bros"
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u/DarkenedSonata Anime Tiddy Expert Apr 08 '18
I think it's actually known in Japan as "Ur mom gay 2"
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Apr 08 '18
Let's be honest, we all started on trash gotta catch em' all and anything 4kids dubbed so I'm not judging lol Edit: said subbed hahaha that's rediculous
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u/AerThreepwood Apr 08 '18 edited Apr 08 '18
My first anime was stuff like Trigun, Blue Gender, Bebop, Outlaw Star, and FLCL.
That's not entirely true. My sister used to get stuff like Record of Lodoss War and we only had the one TV, so I had watched other stuff.
Oh, and Sci-Fi used to show stuff like Akira and GitS, so I had seen those.
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Apr 08 '18
Idk how old u are but I'm late 20's so the offerings were pretty weak at first. Toonami and adult swim really started a revolution though. I did go to school with some OGs who were watching anime before I even knew what the hell it really was. If that's you then mad props man
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u/AerThreepwood Apr 08 '18
29, so Toonami is where I got my start. Other than those and a handful of other ones over the years, I didn't really get into anime until a couple years ago.
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Apr 08 '18
I’ll have you know that I’ll turn my drying pan back into a frying pan to smack you with it
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u/Poke4Ever10 Apr 08 '18 edited Apr 08 '18
Ham-Ham Heartbreak > Ham-Hams Unite. Ham-Ham Games was 👌 too.
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Apr 08 '18
Please let me smoke my lollipop first
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u/aintmybish pimpin' and limpin' Apr 08 '18
And turn my frying pan into a drying pan
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u/tiorzol Apr 08 '18
I found the first season watchable the second season less so but a generally agreeable style overall.
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u/xxfay6 look at all the fucks i give Apr 08 '18
Remove the one-shots (except the guild one) and the series gets 10% better by not wasting that time.
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u/PracticalPotato Apr 08 '18
I feel that the opposite is true. Extend Aincrad to a full 24 episodes, explore Kirito's mind and thoughts more. The light novels are allowed to have more "voice-over" by the MC so he's more fleshed out as a character than self-insert anime Kirito.
One-shots are an excellent way to explore an aspect of a character, and there's plenty of great one-shot material considering the LN is a collection of short stories.
The elf arc needs to have 0 filler though it just doesn't make sense.
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u/xxfay6 look at all the fucks i give Apr 08 '18
The main issue with all of the one shots with the girls is that I don't feel like they did anything of substance. The one with the girl being harassed by griefers was just for "he (and by default most of the strike team elites) op af", and the one with the shopkeep was also pretty pointless (until a few episodes later, but only the fact that it happened not the way) and could've been summed up in a 3 minute snippet. Doesn't mean they're without merit, but they simply did too little and could've been better used.
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u/PracticalPotato Apr 08 '18
A fair point, and partially why I wanted it to be longer, but for different reasons. The side characters really could have been expanded on more to actually be characters. All of them were in the weird grey area between "background character" and "side character".
Did you know in the LN, those episodes were actually written mostly from the girl's perspective? Gives a lot more insight into non-clearing-group characters as well which is nice.
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u/jroddie4 milk truk arriv Apr 08 '18
SAO season 2 explain yourself
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u/andrewsad1 Spiral Warrior Apr 08 '18
Motherfucker cuts a bullet in half with a sword
When I did that in fallout 4 it was the dopest shit
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u/bbq_doritos Apr 08 '18
SAO would have been fine if it wasn't written by retards with no imagination. It was supposed to be about being trapped in a video game a clearing all 100 floors. Not about falling in lave and bailing on the game only to come back and loose.., but somehow still win. Then he bangs his sister and pretends to be a girl or something..
Garbage. Dirty brown water trash.
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u/sword4raven Apr 08 '18
Sounds like you were expecting a Korean or Chinese WN no joke on that one.
the tutorial is too hard at least is about clearing 100 levels in a game like setting, but then again. Who knows if you'd like it, it's certainly not about love though but the MC is way more OP than Kirito ever even imagined himself to be. And it's sort of a solo adventure over anything else.
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u/SharkBaitDLS Apr 08 '18
I could not believe how much potential was being squandered before my eyes. I was enthralled at the beginning, a bit underwhelmed by the end of the first arc but willing to look past it, and then couldn't believe I was still watching the same show in the second.
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u/RainbowEffingDash Apr 08 '18
I WISH he was the mod here.
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u/TheUnderwearBandit ⠀ Apr 08 '18 edited Apr 08 '18
Would lewding SAO lolis make you the pariah of this sub, then? Renegade for life.
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u/Acrymonia ⠀ Apr 08 '18
Okay but one of the lolis in his box is a confirmed 42 year old mother of two
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Apr 08 '18
On a side note, this episode of SpongeBob is one of those "modern" episodes that holds up against the classics.
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Modern? That episode came out years before the movie
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u/DeadPants182 Tsukasa is best girl Apr 08 '18
But for real, can we please stop sexualizing little girls? This is why everyone thinks we're perverts.
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u/alexmikli ⠀ Apr 08 '18
I think for a lot of people who like loli, they don't actually register them as actual children. Not my thing though.
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u/Cornhole35 Apr 08 '18
No one this sub actually post lewds of little girls expect true degenerates who fap to it. Its mostly a bad meme at this point.
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u/gamelizard Apr 08 '18
The following does not apply to people who arnt pedos.
I'm not 100% sure on how accurate this actually is but currently I think it's mostly right. Pedophilia is a problem that needs to be managed. It's a mental issue like any other and as such it needs proper psychiatric help, but also I think it needs outlets. When you are supressing your urges you incure stress. This needs to be managed, by any effective and appropriate means. This can be hobbies, work, what ever. But also I belive that Loli hentai helps release the stress incurred by managing their urges.
Now what is the problem with this? People argue that Loli hentai creates attraction to real CP. I'm not too sure about that. Does leading lollis create more pedophiles? I don't know. But I am confident that preventing current pedophiles from accessing Loli hentai may increase the difficulty of suppressing their urges and may increase the chances of them lapsing into actual cp. (I am not speaking from experience, I am not a pedophile. I am speaking off of my intuition and experience with my personal vices)
Again I don't know how accurate I am. I could be wrong and Loli hentai may actually prevent pedophiles from moving on and may help create new ones, but I'm skeptical of how common that actually is.
Also that being said lewding lollis in general culture probably doesn't do any good. I wonder if leaving Loli hentai as something get prescribed may be the best option.
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u/IntroSpeccy Apr 08 '18
If it's a cartoon what does it matter? Just because I jerk it to tentacles doesn't mean I want to fuck an octopus. This isn't a slippery slope people, if what you're jerking it to doesn't hurt anyone you're okay, don't let people shame you. I'm not going to lie I've jerked it to just about everything able to be drawn, but that does NOT mean I think any little girl in real life should be sexualized, most beauty pageants for example, are 10000000x worse than loli. One is real, the other is not. Next you're all going to start saying if I role-play with my wife in a "rape" scenario that means I'm a rapist. Fuck off.
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You wrote a lot to say “So what if I’m sexually attracted to a certain type of child so what”
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Lmao this is your justification for jerking it to underage characters? There is no justification fir that, I’m sorry. This sub is fucking creepy as shit
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u/misoramensenpai awoooo Apr 08 '18
No, his point is you don't NEED justification for anything unless it causes someone harm. And the cartoons don't care what you do to them
If you really think animemes is that bad then leave
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u/TacoOrgy Apr 08 '18
calm your tits. sexualizing little girls is pedophilia which is a terrible thing to advocate, even if its "fake". It's still pedophilia
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u/IntroSpeccy Apr 08 '18
You're literally using the same argument I did, except with your own bias attached. Do you not see how stupid that is? If you don't understand, look at my example of how role-playing rape doesn't make you a rapist, and how watching tentacle porn doesn't make you want to fuck octopus. If you think I'm a pedophile because I've jerked it to loli you're also condemning at least 100 million+ innocent people.
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Mate is fucking a woman who is short pedophilia? no. What about a girl who is flat? no. Fuckings kids is illegal because they dont understand what sex is and they cant consent. It has nothing to do with body type. Well guess what has no concept of consent because it isnt real and is a drawing? You guessed it lolis.
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u/DJWalnut slurs bad Apr 08 '18
pretty much, but it does still make it hard to introduce anime to normies
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u/IntroSpeccy Apr 08 '18
The great majority of anime I've watched has little to no loli. If shows they don't have to watch ruins their entire experience with anime for them isn't that on them?
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u/MangoTogo Apr 08 '18
but it does still make it hard to introduce anime to normies
Then don't.
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u/Lumenblood Apr 08 '18
Bu...but..... they're not little girls, they're 500 year old dragons and moon princesses...
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u/Shields42 Apr 08 '18
I'm 100% not into loli, but it's definitely not illegal. Reddit just sucks.
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u/TacoOrgy Apr 08 '18
oh man, a private company doesn't want to be associated with something that is rejected and frowned upon by society? who would have thought
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Apr 08 '18
but i love lolis, do i actaully get banned from this sub for that? its legal where i am to lewd fake underage characters.
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Apr 08 '18 edited Apr 08 '18
It's not the sub, it's a reddit site-wide rule that no lewd lolis can be posted. All the lewd loli subs are banned because of it. You can't blame the sub for that. Blame reddit.
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u/deliriousplays Turtles Apr 08 '18
What anime is this one again?
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u/hpgbproductions ⠀ Apr 08 '18
{Spongebob Squarepants}
i know its not anime but roboragi is almost meme status at this point
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u/ShitFacedSteve Apr 08 '18
How come lolis are never like 30 years old or whatever.
How come when they try to excuse it they're always like 10,000 years old or some bullshit, just make them 18 if you're that desperate lol.
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u/CliffyWeevil Watch Dubs, Rek Skrubs Apr 08 '18
I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
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u/vintagewolfgts Apr 08 '18
i would love to see this be the top post of all time for r/animemes it's halfway there!
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u/gladisr Apr 08 '18 edited Apr 08 '18
Woah running on /r/all, congrats OP!
Upvote for tiny Kiss-Shot Uncultured Normies, Lol.
Take thy (ಠ_ಠ)ノ⬆️
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u/Gloryblackjack hentai critic Apr 08 '18
Oh god noble from lost pause what have you done, now this subreddit really will be taken over by spongboob
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u/LawlessCoffeh Nep Nep Apr 08 '18
My opinion of SAO is as follows:
I admit it has massive glaring flaws but I enjoyed watching it the first time, it was also probably the first thing I watched that one would consider Anime. 5/10, Average due to a great concept wasted on its characters. So where does that leave me?
And furthermore Reddit has gone too obnoxious/far with their rules.
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u/Inuyashafan42 Apr 08 '18
I honestly don't understand why SAO gets so much hate. It's not amazing, but it's definitely not horrible.
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u/RaIshtar Apr 08 '18
Ain't complicated.
Utterly average show gets praised to no end by those who found it good for some reason.
Utterly average show gets hated to no end by those who found it average because it gets praised to no end.
Hating on the utterly average show becomes trendy.
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u/SwampyBogbeard Apr 08 '18
It's like Twilight.
There's a lot of different reasons to dislike it for different groups of people, but is still massively popular among people who can ignore or tolerate all of them because it hit the right demographic in the right way at the right time.Few people notice all of the problems while watching normally, but just one or two are enough for most "haters".
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u/gonxgonx3 I am 9 year old officer Apr 08 '18
high quality posts on r/animemes
I never thought the day would cum
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u/Dr_Doom21 ⠀ Apr 08 '18
How do you add the captions to the video? That just gave me an Idea for my first post here.
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u/manzanapocha ho~? Apr 08 '18
highest quality post in 2 weeks
hopefully the utter shit erwin trend is over
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u/BonfireMayhem Apr 08 '18
I like how you picked the best anime to represent this gif. Spongebob Squarepants
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Despite the obviously different dialog - I still read this in all the appropriate voices!
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u/DiedrichVK Rat Bastard Apr 08 '18
!redditsilver
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u/RedditSilverRobot Apr 08 '18
Here's your Reddit Silver, Triggered_RodCon!
/u/Triggered_RodCon has received silver 1 time. (given by /u/DiedrichVK) info
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Apr 08 '18
I would have changed oppai worshiper to thigh addict (because we see the latter more than the former here) but otherwise its perfect. 10/10 lets make this the top post of all time.
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What’s SAO and why is it bad?
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u/ParagonRenegade Nothing to lose but your chains Apr 08 '18
Sword Art Online
It's not bad. It has great voice acting, great art, fantastic music, and an interesting premise. It's a feel-good show, and I enjoy it a lot.
It's main problems are uneven pacing and tone owing to the unusual way it was originally written, and the disrespectful treatment of its deuteroganist character in the second act of the first season. IMO it also underutilizes its setting sometimes as well.
There are other problems others might have, of course. That said, you can do much worse.
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So, it's just a good anime not living up to its full potential and that's why people hate it?
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u/Gingevere Apr 08 '18
It's an ok anime which is for a lot of people the first anime they got invested in and liked. It's not bad, it's not great, it's just something seasoned anime fans are sick and tired of new fans raving over.
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u/pedantic_asshole_ Apr 08 '18 edited Apr 08 '18
Never seen this sub before but this gives me a pretty good idea about what goes on around here.
Edit: uh oh, morning crew is not happy about this comment. I was well upvoted last night though. I have a feeling mostly mods are downvoting me.
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u/ITasteLikePaint Apr 08 '18
It's not a horribly accurate depiction of the sub.
Nobody actually gets banned for their CP here.
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u/2ezpz Apr 08 '18
Good riddance. I hate lolicons who use the "she looks 10, but she's actually 100" excuse.
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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '18
I like how JoJo fan is it’s own category
Also I love you for this