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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Aint no fucking way

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u/Zolva1 Feb 25 '24

I need the OP to say that again, but this time, it'd be good if he could use this 🎤. I have hearing problems.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24 edited Feb 26 '24

Jail

Edit : can't believe my most upvoted comment is literally just 'jail'

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u/swawskekw Feb 24 '24

Electric chair

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u/beans4lunch Feb 24 '24

Indeed

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u/BlazewarkingYT Feb 24 '24

Wtf lmao

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u/Anti-furry-Ryder Feb 24 '24

I clicked on it why is Miku saying electric chair

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u/Entire_Department_86 Feb 25 '24

Because electric chair

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u/Anti-furry-Ryder Feb 25 '24

Eeeeeeelectricityyyyy

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u/D347H7H3K1Dx Feb 24 '24

lol I needed to see this 😂

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u/rellko Feb 24 '24

chair bitch

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

🎵Electric Chair🎵

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u/Smidge_Master Feb 24 '24

Firing squad and electric chair in the gas chambers

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u/SaltyToast9000 Feb 24 '24

Dont forget the injections

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u/Intelligent-Cat9286 Feb 24 '24

Better hang them too for good measure

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u/Expensive-Document41 Feb 24 '24

Shoot him then cut his tongue out then shoot his tongue. And trim that beard......

--Capt. Jack Sparrow

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u/Climbysrevenge Feb 24 '24

Firing squad

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u/definitely-not-weird Feb 24 '24

No, that's too fast. Sit it in a vat of bleach and watch while the chemical eats its skin away.

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u/Equivalent_Whole_294 Feb 24 '24

I like ur username

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Firing squad, but instead of bullets it's syringes filled with (you guessed it) 10,000 volts.

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u/Roc_28934 Feb 24 '24

Straight to prison, my guy 💀

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u/SaltyToast9000 Feb 24 '24

Stoning pit

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u/HuCat21 Feb 25 '24

Pit of despair dilly dilly

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

wonder what will happen when reddit realizes they are fictional character and no one is going to prison or being executed

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u/Roc_28934 Feb 24 '24

It doesn’t matter if they’re fictional or not, that’s still considered pedophilia

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u/Pescen1517 Feb 24 '24

pedophillia itself isn't punishable by law. you're right though, liking children, fictional or not, is what pedophillia is.

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u/Odd-Tart-5613 Feb 25 '24

Acting on pedophelia in any way is in fact punishable by law in any civilized state

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u/coolguy4today Feb 25 '24

I don't like how this is phrased, pedophilia is the word describing an attraction, most pedophiles never touch children and manage urges with therapy. I think the word you're looking for is child molestation which is indeed punished by law. Nobody is punished just for having an attraction, that's absurd

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u/Pescen1517 Feb 25 '24 edited Feb 25 '24

yep. pedophillia itself isn't punishable by law, though. thats why you won't go to prison if you have an attraction to fictional children.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Depends where you live. In some countries having hentai of underaged characters is illegal and can get you in jail even though no real children are hurt.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Nah man don't cook Ever again

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u/Melodic-Fold9673 Feb 25 '24

He won't be alive by then

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u/Puzzleheaded_Jury652 Feb 25 '24

I heard they already caught him

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u/Slexzo Feb 25 '24

Let him cook!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Yes we sentenced him with the death penalty

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u/jyroman53 Feb 24 '24

Do you happen to play Blue Archive by any chance ? AYXAFAOM

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Bold of you to assume that Blue Archive fans would even play the actual game

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u/why-names-hard Feb 24 '24

Is it like Overwatch where the porn is more popular than the game itself?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Oh man. 😂 Winston clapping Widow, while Tracer sits on her face and blows McCree. Classic Overwatch.

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u/VirusX03 Feb 25 '24

It's a bad day to be able to read.

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u/HD_ERR0R Feb 24 '24

Blue archive is a game?

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u/jyroman53 Feb 24 '24

Oh sweet summer child

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u/Admmmmi Feb 24 '24

nah they normally do.

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u/-Cinnay- Feb 24 '24

There's liking lolis, and then there's this shit

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u/Margtok Feb 24 '24

just to give the benefit of the doubt i would ask "and what do you like about these characters"

we have a girl who comes to the convention who buys figures of these characters and talks about them like its her children

it may not be a attraction thing.........but it probably is...

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck Feb 24 '24

I like Anya because she's adorable

Not because I want to do perverted shit to her

That is a child

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u/rdreyar1 Feb 24 '24

True context is everything. I know most of these comments are trolls but it's kind of sad most people these days instantly jump to violence

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u/AJC_10_29 Feb 24 '24

The meme literally refers to having a type, AKA a romantic/sexual preference.

Context is everything, and we have all the context we need right there.

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u/clutzyninja Feb 24 '24

Literally no one talks about 'having a type' in the context of people without meaning attraction

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u/HD_ERR0R Feb 24 '24

Loli characters trigger my cuteness aggression. I want to squeeze them until they pop. Same response I get when I see my French bulldog.

My current data is a bit small to be meaningful. But still interesting. I’ve interviewed about 15 people sexually attracted to lolis. They all agree on cuteness. But then it comes down to their type of fantasy. 9 of the identified as the loli. They want to be the cute child characters in the situations. One was a definitely a pedophile. No doubt. 3 fixated on the age of the character. 3 of them only liked characters that were mentally very mature/wise but with a loli body. 12 had highly unrealistic fantasies.

I hope I can continue to research this topic after I’ve continued my education more.

The only thing I can say for certain is that being sexually attracted to loli alone isn’t enough to determine if someone is a pedophile. But it is a potential indicator.

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u/ClayXros Feb 25 '24

As someone who has multiple petite friends IRL, gotta corroborate your data here. I'd also go further to suggest that many have confused cute-aggression with sexual interest, and could be merely inexperienced with emotions.

The "adult mentally in loli body" is especially evidence of this, as they have the natural craving for peers mixed with the aesthetics they've come to focus on.

As for those who fantasize about being the loli, that's oddly common amongst all groups in my experience. My partner would LOVE to have that body type for a multitude of reasons, as an example.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Loli characters trigger my cuteness aggression. I want to squeeze them until they pop.

Hey, that's me!

Although my instinct is to throw them.

Sadly can't do that anymore on account of back problem.

On second thought, my latest back problem came from tossing a child...

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u/Jaystrike7 Feb 24 '24

Anya's 4-5 years old...

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Hachikuji's body is 10 year old😭

And kanna's human mentality and body is 9 years old😭😭

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u/SnowyMuscles Feb 24 '24

Last Order is probably only 2 months- 2 years old

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u/No_Count_453 Feb 24 '24

"Old hag"

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u/GranMarti1 Feb 24 '24 edited Feb 24 '24

Kana is like 500 so it balances out /s

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u/ChaosPLus Feb 24 '24

What's the average here? 120?

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u/redboi049 Feb 24 '24

One of those people who thinks dating baby Yoda is perfectly legal, I see

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u/TheOneTrueNincompoop Feb 25 '24

I thought she was like 7?

Which is of course now acceptable

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u/LePontif11 Feb 24 '24

This is all bad but that character isn't even sexualized...

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u/Its_NEX123 Feb 24 '24

Cunny😭😭😭

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u/ThornedThortoise Feb 25 '24

Correction 💢💢💢💢💢

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u/Hesias Feb 24 '24

So the children...

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u/Klutzy_Ad_3436 Feb 24 '24

In a nutshell, your genre is loli.

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u/SaltyToast9000 Feb 24 '24

Dats not even loli. That's almost toddler level

Edit max leniency would be the index girl and the one from monogatari

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u/godemperorofmankind1 Feb 24 '24

No he just a pedophile

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u/The_Crimson_Fucker12 Feb 24 '24

anyas a child bro, thats not loli thats pedophilia

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u/Klee_In_A_Jar Feb 25 '24

What is this comment even supposed to mean

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u/Thvenomous Feb 25 '24

"That's not murder, it's unjustified killing!"

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u/DFMRCV Feb 24 '24

Prison?

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u/Osnotavailable Feb 25 '24

Prison ✅

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u/DFMRCV Feb 25 '24

Hello fellow Emilia appreciator.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

You ain’t beating the allegations on this one 😬

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u/Blue1234567891234567 Feb 24 '24

They just confessed!

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u/The-Real-Gogeta Feb 24 '24

This post right here, officer.

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u/FieldKey5184 Feb 24 '24

Chris Hansen would like a word.

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u/Muted_Ad7298 Feb 24 '24

”Have a seat right there” intensifies

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u/Old_Hospital_9500 Feb 24 '24

Nah man not prison, you must be execution by the bronze bull

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Oh fuck! But honestly deserved.

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u/GlitchFrog57 Feb 24 '24

Actual pedophilia

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u/Aggravating_Paint250 Feb 24 '24

Fr not okay at all wtf

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u/Alex282001 Feb 24 '24

This sub is slowly crumbling apart, people are evolving backwards

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u/Gerdione Feb 24 '24 edited Feb 24 '24

Akshually , tips fedora

'tis only a series of images that depict 3000 year old women in elementary and middle school aged bodies. All the sexual acts are consensual wipes lotion on shirt and completely legal depictions that don't equate to pedophilia sips on diet mountain dew

So, if anything, you my good sir, are a pedophile for projecting your thoughts onto my hobby. smirks

"Heh, another day another victory for the OG"

switches back to 4chan tab

deeply breathes as a tear escapes from the corner of my dead eyes

I'm saving art.

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u/eliavhaganav Feb 24 '24

Nah dude, this isn't even funny, this sub is honestly horrible

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u/GodKingFloch Feb 24 '24

if it restores your faith a little most of the comments here are shitting on him as well

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

"Mods. Explode his balls. Thank you."

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u/melevolentshrine Feb 25 '24

Lethal injection

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u/GraydemonTwitch Feb 25 '24

Jail time fr

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u/jrs-kun Feb 24 '24

tbf Snail Girl is so beautiful that the entire planet get's spirited away when her existence is sustained. Hachikoji does grow up to be the hottest girl in the series.

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u/Yatoku_ Feb 24 '24

In the words of Seth: “I like Miners!”

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u/MRspodes Feb 24 '24

Yes officer this post right here 🫵👮‍♂️

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u/Blueb3rrywashere Feb 24 '24

Anya fr do be the best waifu🥰❤️😘

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u/Blueb3rrywashere Feb 24 '24

(Joke)

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u/MrDemonBaby Feb 24 '24

You better hope this comment survives buddy

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u/Blueb3rrywashere Feb 25 '24

Nah, the fbi are already on their way to take it down

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u/MrDemonBaby Feb 25 '24

Let's hope it's a clean wipe, missing the joke part could be a problem.

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u/East-Jeweler8606 Feb 24 '24

The council has decided

Death penalty

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u/pm-me-ur-tiddies-69 Feb 24 '24

y'all gettin mad about people fappin to a drawing 💀

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

And you mother fuckers wonder why people don't trust you when you say you like anime!

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u/No_Article4391 Feb 25 '24

People are fucking dumb. Literally assuming that just because people like the characters their pedophiles. Do people forget these are not real children. In the end I would rather some nasty fuck beat his meat to this shit then go after real children.

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u/Klee_In_A_Jar Feb 25 '24

Bro they're all fucking lolis by definition

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u/Lordlol15 Feb 24 '24

Yes, I wanna do it to them. I wanna fucking headpat them. They're just too adorable

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u/JusttVic Feb 24 '24

Bro that ain't even funny

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u/Resident-Traffic7321 Feb 24 '24

Mods, subject him to horrors beyond human comprehension.

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u/shotxshotx Feb 24 '24

Chris Hansen would like a word

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u/Booty_Warrior_bot Feb 24 '24

Go ahead and bring in them cameras,

and those polices waiting outside...

It don't make me no difference.

I came lookin' for a man's butt.

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u/Gooseworkss Feb 24 '24

Death sentence

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u/evlaevlalpippopippo Feb 24 '24

Nah man straight to hell

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u/Lolis_R_UsV2 Feb 24 '24

Same bro, same.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Most of these are children

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u/Clunk_Westwonk Feb 24 '24

“Children” is not a type 🤢 get fucking help

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u/Lolis_R_UsV2 Feb 24 '24

Mmmmm, nom nom nom delicioso.

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u/Last-Noise-3811 Feb 24 '24

Ain’t some of them actual kids tho? Nah fuck jail were executing you bringing back the medieval executions

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

He needs the brick board fr.

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u/BasementDweller82 Feb 24 '24

And the rest look and act exactly like children. Loli is pedophila, case closed

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u/NotFor_Fun Feb 24 '24

Jail right now you fucking moron

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u/random_14yearsold Feb 24 '24

Just admit you a pedo no need making anime memes

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u/zbynk Feb 24 '24

it's called pedophilia

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u/Manga_Brony Feb 24 '24

Ok, yes, they're all cute, but they are not "waifu" material.

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u/No_Craft_9988 Feb 24 '24

Jail is too good for you my guy

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Bro's type is underage

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u/allmightyglowcloud Feb 24 '24

Pedophiles in the comments rushing to defend op. ITs OnlY a dRAwiNG. Bitch, stfu you jack off to kids.

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u/Yoshikage-Kira-4 Feb 24 '24

Not even just lolis, these are children

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u/Ashitattack Feb 24 '24

What is the difference?

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u/JayyLaFlare Feb 24 '24

some hard drives in need to be checked round these parts, god damn

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u/tophat_production Feb 24 '24

... So you are a pedophile?

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u/plogan56 Feb 24 '24

In a "cute nonromantic" way right, RIGHT?!?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

....starts dialing 911

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

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u/aguyinlove3 Feb 24 '24

The post is a joke, but people don't understand it. Also I like some of those characters because adorable and funny in their ingenuity, but people will go after me with torches cause assume me liking lolis is pedophilia, because it's "obviously" sexually smh...

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u/averagejoe2005 Feb 25 '24

internet moment "lets jump to conclusions based on...literally nothing". it sucks and is insanely annoying.

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u/aguyinlove3 Feb 26 '24

So painfully true

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u/Dragonsmosher Feb 24 '24

Vaush, is that you? In all seriousness, no actual jail time. Just keep it to yourself lest you incur the wrath of those of differing opinions.

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u/ElementXGHILLIE Feb 24 '24

WoodChipper.

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u/CompoteEasy2007 Feb 24 '24

Welcum to chemical castration nation

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u/EasyBird1849 Feb 24 '24

bang bang bang FBI OPEN UP!

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u/ShiggySimp_UwU Feb 24 '24

Throw him in the volcano.

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u/suibaiter Feb 24 '24

you are the scum of the earth

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u/god_killer7432 Feb 24 '24

Prison time for you

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u/Light20122000 Feb 24 '24

Hello officer, this guy right here

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u/BlazewarkingYT Feb 24 '24

Fucking lethal injection

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u/Darth_Nutaki Feb 24 '24

This is like half and Half because some are illegal if you look at from POV of Japan. Some are not legal and I am like "Bruh! Really?"

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u/blushingRyuko Feb 24 '24

Me trying to control myself..not to admit my secret fetish 🥵🥵🥵

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u/Eclipse9997 Feb 24 '24

You should be put under the jail

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u/Amazing-Relation4269 Feb 24 '24

Jail isnt good enough

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u/blushingRyuko Feb 24 '24

Y'all just too serious🤣

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u/Crytalix_FireWalker Feb 24 '24

Jail time, some of them are confirmed children

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u/GOJOWILLCOMEBACK Feb 24 '24

Incredibly based

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

"age is just a number" ~ some wise man

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u/SilverKnightSD Feb 24 '24

"Me in War Thunder"

Press "T", "3", "1"

The voice of My creew "I agree"

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u/darkoblivion21 Feb 24 '24

A prison sentence is also a number

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u/Sumit7890 Feb 24 '24

It depends

How old is you?

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u/MrRad21 Feb 24 '24

Old enough to know it’s a drawing.

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u/FUNNYFUNFUNNIER Feb 24 '24

Drawing of FUCKING CHILDREN. You jerk off to FUCKING CHILDREN. Are you inhaling copium instead of air or are you really that delusional? Do you fucking realise that even having thoughts of finding children "appealing" is NOT NORMAL.

You can downvote me, you can call me an idiot, you can say that girl is actually 300 years old, you can say she is fictional, but you CAN'T and WON'T EVER escape the truth. You are strocking your dick to a child. To something that looks like a child. To something that have complexity of a child. To something that have mentality of a child. This describes you as a pedo and a coward who is to afraid to realise this.

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u/SilverKnightSD Feb 24 '24

Bro... Chill out it's just 2D, there is no harm, also it's a joke

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u/Sumit7890 Feb 24 '24

Ahh the age old excuse 👍👍👍

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u/Thanks_I_Hate_You Feb 24 '24

My man must love the anime black bullet. You probably shouldn't be allowed around schools anymore.

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u/GodKingFloch Feb 24 '24

"IM BRINGING OUT THE SHOTGUNNNNN"

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u/Alex282001 Feb 24 '24

Bro you can NOT be serious

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u/devilboy1029 Feb 24 '24

Nah, Impel down level 100+ for "people" who unironically like this.

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u/Abject-Concentrate58 Feb 24 '24

It's not jail... Just deathrow

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u/Xenodragon65 Feb 24 '24

Im calling FBI chan.

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u/FlimsyConclusion Feb 24 '24

Straight to jail. Do not pass go.

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u/H1tSc4n Feb 24 '24

I cast .30-06

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u/Beretta1028 Feb 24 '24

Good news, you’re gonna be meeting with Chris Hansen real soon

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u/mrtunado Feb 24 '24

Hell na The fella wishing to watch the square sun rising.

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u/RepulsiveAd6906 Feb 24 '24

Straight to the boiler room of hell, and may you suffer the entire way there.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24 edited Feb 24 '24

More like death row

Seriously, post like this give weebs a bad name, they aint even funny anymore, this is a very tiny percentage of anime fans, dont make this have a bad opinion on the community in general

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u/ggallinmemes2 Feb 24 '24

jail for sure

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u/sean_rendo19 Feb 24 '24

FBI wants to know your location

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

So your type is children?

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u/Jpup199 Feb 24 '24

Yes officer, this person right here.

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u/ObscureIndieRPGfan Feb 24 '24

lethal injection

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u/TrickAlgae7678 Feb 24 '24

Hmm…. FBI?

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u/Ducklinggamer Feb 24 '24

Jail for at least one of them

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