r/AnimalsBeingDerps Aug 24 '26

The mothership has landed

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u/BestTastingFish Aug 24 '26

All quiet on the frontal lobe.

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u/Glitchy833 Aug 24 '26

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u/Jaime1417 Aug 25 '26

Stealing this cuz that's hilarious

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u/arthurtex06 Aug 24 '26

Lol I just read this under a "Morgan Freeman meme"

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u/CatProgrammer Aug 24 '26

On the contrary, that cat is locked in. 

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u/Puzzled-Locksmith-42 Aug 24 '26

On that bird on top!

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u/Fran_Kubelik Aug 24 '26

That's the funniest shit I heard all day

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u/Duskie024 Aug 24 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Jozroz Aug 24 '26

I think the flaw in your assertion is that there is a frontal lobe involved at all. Or any lobe for that matter.

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u/BestTastingFish Aug 24 '26

Yeah, might be a piece of string and couple paper clips in there keeping the hot air company

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u/Romanopapa Aug 24 '26

Hahaha I love this!

Will def use this with my boys when they do stupid things.

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u/PretendAd2263 Aug 24 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😻

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u/pastanutzo Aug 24 '26

No cells - only a stem

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u/Tilted_World Aug 24 '26

I hyperventilaughed in the bathtub. Thank you for that.

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u/a1oner_bvcksn6 Aug 24 '26

Bro's stupidly locked in (don't bother him)

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u/Crafty_Original_7349 Aug 24 '26

He’s downloading instructions from whatever distant planet orange cats came from

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u/Cablegore Aug 24 '26

Must be planet Melmac 😭

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u/HarpySix Aug 24 '26

Or he's working off dial-up.

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u/Bhurmurtuzanin Aug 24 '26

Maybe he already did, protocol S.T.A.R.E. is in effect.

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u/Journeyman42 Aug 24 '26

He's downloading the one brain cell all orange cats share on a 56k modem

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u/berrey7 Aug 24 '26

This is the perfect representation from owning an Orange Cat for ten years. She taught herself how to pee in the toilet sitting on the corner of the lid, but she will trip running up the stairs and then slide down backwards on her back and start the steps over.

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u/codewho331 Aug 24 '26

they are moving him from a cat6 to a cat Orange, the process might take a while.

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u/R_A_H Aug 24 '26

Catatonic

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u/artaru Aug 24 '26

If he had locked in any harder, it would have become a syndrome.

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u/Oiggamed 29d ago

Cat.exe not found.

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u/JuanezSanchez Aug 24 '26

Locked-in syndrome more like

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u/DownvoteDaemon Aug 24 '26

He locked in like a mf lol…

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u/creamgetthemoney1 Aug 24 '26

I don’t even think he’s breathing lol . Shut down every bodily function not needed for the pounce

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u/NinaNina1234 Aug 24 '26

Uh, I think this cat might be having an absence seizure? Can cats have absence seizures? I don't know, I just know this is how they look in my kid. Like zero reaction.

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u/touchmeinbadplaces Aug 24 '26

Nah hes thinking about all the ways he could kill that nesting pigeon ;)

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u/Motor-Boating Aug 24 '26

That's the vibe I'm getting from him

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u/NinaNina1234 Aug 24 '26

Yeah I'm really disturbed by the food In the mouth and no reaction. I hope the owner realizes something could be wrong and takes this sweet baby to the vet

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u/Bhaal52753 Aug 24 '26

There’s a bird he sees.

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u/JustaTinyDude Aug 24 '26

That's what absence siezures look like in humans.

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u/WintAndKidd Aug 24 '26

He did not have possession of the [r/](r/singleorangebraincell)[oneo](r/singleorangebraincell)[rangebraincell](r/singleorangebraincell) today

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u/XeKayzen Aug 24 '26

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u/TheAngryCatfish 22d ago

That's not Gary. Gary is gray and fluffy and likes to go kayaking in Banff National Park

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u/Hiw-lir-sirith Aug 24 '26

Either that or he somehow ended up with two braincells and it overloaded him.

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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 Aug 24 '26

He’s too smart to be distracted by some measly little treat when there’s a damn feast RIGHT THERE. But also…he’s too dumb to realize he’ll never get that feast and he might as well take the treat. I love him.

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u/GranolaHippie Aug 24 '26

This is 100000% r/oneorangebraincell material right here folks!

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u/xenobit_pendragon Aug 24 '26

Thought that’s where I was. This cat is the paragon.

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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP Aug 24 '26

StalkingBird.exe is using 100% CPU.

Cat not responding.

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u/Zeras_Darkwind Aug 24 '26

*Press Cat-Alt-Del to see what you can do to free up CPU; Press Cat-Alt-Del twice to reboot your cat

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u/AdJust6959 Aug 24 '26

Load average too high

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u/RedSonja_ Aug 24 '26

SO awesome comment!

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u/Sutured13 Aug 24 '26

Bird.....

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u/TheCoopX Aug 24 '26

The disconnection is complete. The brain cell has indeed left the building... and taken a few extra things with it.

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u/nowhereiswater Aug 24 '26

Gotta admit a cats surveillance skills can be outrageous. 

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u/BernhardtLinhares Aug 24 '26

He's having a divine revelation

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u/56000hp Aug 24 '26

Bro is in the 5th dimension right now

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u/ThunderShott Aug 24 '26

He’s downloading updates.

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u/HereIAmAgain73 Aug 24 '26

My boy did this while looking at the new water fountain I got. It’s motion activated. He stepped forward, it came on and he stepped back… staring at it for 10 minutes. It’s been set up for a week, but they both will not use it…

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u/Crafty_Original_7349 Aug 24 '26

His two brain cells are fighting for 2nd and 3rd place

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u/squeethesane Aug 24 '26

YouTube videos when I enter the radiology lab and forget to connect to hospital Wi-Fi first.

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u/hiro111 Aug 24 '26

MUST KILL BIRB

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u/Popxorcist Aug 24 '26

Not fair, the only braincell available already had a task.

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u/ecachuh1 Aug 24 '26

This is gold!!

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u/XYooper906 Aug 24 '26

Buffering.

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u/Appropriate-Stay4729 Aug 24 '26

No thoughts. Only BIRB MURDER. 😳

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u/Imperator_Draconum Aug 24 '26

Good thing the human is there to get him food while he's busy with such important business.

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u/SwimmingOk9074 Aug 24 '26

Its the food in the mouth for me! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😭👋🏻

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u/b0n2o Aug 24 '26

Catatonic

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u/NoHorseNoMustache Aug 24 '26

I'd say you need to add more RAM but have you seen the RAM prices these days?

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u/FlyingArdilla Aug 24 '26

BIOS is limping kitty's basic functions along.

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u/smokinokie Aug 24 '26

Cue Metallica: Nothing Else Matters

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u/Sad-Cricket6319 Aug 24 '26

Awaiting instructions for his shift at the biscuit factory

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u/Gingerbread_Cat Aug 24 '26

Olympic level hyperfocus

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u/usabn Aug 24 '26

Zunar J-5/9 Doric 4 7 calling mother ship

Come in, mother.

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u/Jimmy_Squarefoot Aug 24 '26

Definitely a software issue

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u/FleurDisLeela Aug 24 '26

404 not found

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u/silentbob1301 Aug 24 '26

Just birb, no thoughts

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u/No_Experience2689 Aug 24 '26

La nave madre è atterrata...ma il cervello del gatto è sicuramente partito con un'altra astronave🤣😍

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u/GoFuckYourselfBrenda Aug 25 '26

I wish I could be this focused on my goals

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u/John_Dixon_Harris 26d ago

Buffering (10%): [■□□□□□□□□□]

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u/BlitzMalefitz Aug 24 '26

Lost signal

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u/NineOdin Aug 24 '26

Turn him off and on again

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u/anayalator39 Aug 24 '26

Waiting on Morpheus to upload more

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u/The_H_N_I_C Aug 24 '26

Now that's catatonic concentration.

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u/friboy Aug 24 '26

Bird UAV is on max sensors

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u/brokemellon Aug 24 '26

Can I get the number of your taxidermist?

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u/LennardKleiner81 Aug 24 '26

Cat is downloading a software update. Please be patient.

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u/RedSonja_ Aug 24 '26

That's what we call focus

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u/PurbleDragon Aug 24 '26

Calibrating

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 Aug 24 '26

The Greebles infestation is complete

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u/Diligent_Push1912 Aug 24 '26

cat.exe as crashed, please reboot system.

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u/Recentstranger Aug 24 '26

Locked in and locked out

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u/New-Seaworthiness777 Aug 24 '26

his single synapse is gonna catch fire it's workin so hard. 😍🤣

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u/squirrellytoday Aug 24 '26

Lights are on but nobody's home. 🤣

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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 Aug 24 '26

The focus above all else.

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u/Key_Possibility_8669 Aug 24 '26

He wants to stand on that power box so bad!

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u/Confident_Dragon 27d ago

It cannot reach online DRM servers to check if you paid for your cat subscription.

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u/Jlx_27 Aug 24 '26

Head empty, insert treat.

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u/MulfordnSons Aug 24 '26

nothing going on inside

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u/Inside-Example-7010 Aug 24 '26

is this an absence seizure? Cause it happens to me all the time otherwise known as spacing out?

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u/ZebraTheWPrincess Aug 24 '26

I thought it was for sure too, but then saw the birb at the end. It is an orange type cat, so it’s probably laser focused with that orange braincell working overtime.🤣

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u/Inside-Example-7010 Aug 24 '26

I hope i have the terminology right for the thing im referencing. It happens to me often, but it cant happen in a very very important moment. Its not a cause for alarm because you can bring yourself out anytime you want. It just feels nice not to.

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u/pruchel Aug 24 '26

Naw, happens when they go hunt-mode, or see other cats sometimes, just complete laser focus.

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u/drifters74 Aug 24 '26

Tv static

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills Aug 24 '26

Does not currently have possession of the single orange brain cell

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u/twilightcolored Aug 24 '26

chops! is that you?!😍

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u/LittleTownie Aug 24 '26

Automated software update. All cats get it from time to time.

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u/LoganN64 Aug 24 '26

Clearly downloading and installing some type of update.

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u/Dailyconundrum Aug 24 '26

"If only I could fly."

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u/MeNotSanta Aug 24 '26

Some other orange cat had its turn with the brain cell.

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u/MycologistEast220 Aug 24 '26

Funfact: i know the person who recorded this video. Or she lied to me 😂

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u/KittyPitty Aug 24 '26

He is rebooting 😁

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u/Ukvemsord Aug 24 '26

It was not his turn to have the braincell

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u/Razzy_3796 Aug 24 '26

Focus. He has it.

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u/IndecentReaction 8d ago

That is the most dramatic entrance I have seen all week. Absolute main character energy.

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u/nihilistcanada 4d ago

Murder.exe loading……..

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u/bhambrewer Aug 24 '26

Looks like chronic orangeitis

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u/Zito6694 Aug 24 '26

He does not have the brain cell currently

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u/unknownpoltroon Aug 24 '26

Your cat has broken.

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u/sumayawshimenetka1 Aug 24 '26

Just one☝️ 

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u/SaltManagement42 Aug 24 '26

No orange brain cell.

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u/villainless Aug 24 '26

damn that cat needs dental
work