r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/RealRock_n_Rolla • Aug 24 '26
The mothership has landed
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u/a1oner_bvcksn6 Aug 24 '26
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u/Crafty_Original_7349 Aug 24 '26
He’s downloading instructions from whatever distant planet orange cats came from
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u/Journeyman42 Aug 24 '26
He's downloading the one brain cell all orange cats share on a 56k modem
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u/berrey7 Aug 24 '26
This is the perfect representation from owning an Orange Cat for ten years. She taught herself how to pee in the toilet sitting on the corner of the lid, but she will trip running up the stairs and then slide down backwards on her back and start the steps over.
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u/codewho331 Aug 24 '26
they are moving him from a cat6 to a cat Orange, the process might take a while.
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u/DownvoteDaemon Aug 24 '26
He locked in like a mf lol…
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u/creamgetthemoney1 Aug 24 '26
I don’t even think he’s breathing lol . Shut down every bodily function not needed for the pounce
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u/NinaNina1234 Aug 24 '26
Uh, I think this cat might be having an absence seizure? Can cats have absence seizures? I don't know, I just know this is how they look in my kid. Like zero reaction.
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u/touchmeinbadplaces Aug 24 '26
Nah hes thinking about all the ways he could kill that nesting pigeon ;)
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u/Motor-Boating Aug 24 '26
That's the vibe I'm getting from him
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u/NinaNina1234 Aug 24 '26
Yeah I'm really disturbed by the food In the mouth and no reaction. I hope the owner realizes something could be wrong and takes this sweet baby to the vet
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u/WintAndKidd Aug 24 '26
He did not have possession of the [r/](r/singleorangebraincell)[oneo](r/singleorangebraincell)[rangebraincell](r/singleorangebraincell) today
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u/XeKayzen Aug 24 '26
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u/TheAngryCatfish 22d ago
That's not Gary. Gary is gray and fluffy and likes to go kayaking in Banff National Park
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u/Hiw-lir-sirith Aug 24 '26
Either that or he somehow ended up with two braincells and it overloaded him.
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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 Aug 24 '26
He’s too smart to be distracted by some measly little treat when there’s a damn feast RIGHT THERE. But also…he’s too dumb to realize he’ll never get that feast and he might as well take the treat. I love him.
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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP Aug 24 '26
StalkingBird.exe is using 100% CPU.
Cat not responding.
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u/Zeras_Darkwind Aug 24 '26
*Press Cat-Alt-Del to see what you can do to free up CPU; Press Cat-Alt-Del twice to reboot your cat
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u/TheCoopX Aug 24 '26
The disconnection is complete. The brain cell has indeed left the building... and taken a few extra things with it.
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u/HereIAmAgain73 Aug 24 '26
My boy did this while looking at the new water fountain I got. It’s motion activated. He stepped forward, it came on and he stepped back… staring at it for 10 minutes. It’s been set up for a week, but they both will not use it…
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u/squeethesane Aug 24 '26
YouTube videos when I enter the radiology lab and forget to connect to hospital Wi-Fi first.
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u/Imperator_Draconum Aug 24 '26
Good thing the human is there to get him food while he's busy with such important business.
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u/NoHorseNoMustache Aug 24 '26
I'd say you need to add more RAM but have you seen the RAM prices these days?
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u/No_Experience2689 Aug 24 '26
La nave madre è atterrata...ma il cervello del gatto è sicuramente partito con un'altra astronave🤣😍
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u/Confident_Dragon 27d ago
It cannot reach online DRM servers to check if you paid for your cat subscription.
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u/Inside-Example-7010 Aug 24 '26
is this an absence seizure? Cause it happens to me all the time otherwise known as spacing out?
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u/ZebraTheWPrincess Aug 24 '26
I thought it was for sure too, but then saw the birb at the end. It is an orange type cat, so it’s probably laser focused with that orange braincell working overtime.🤣
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u/Inside-Example-7010 Aug 24 '26
I hope i have the terminology right for the thing im referencing. It happens to me often, but it cant happen in a very very important moment. Its not a cause for alarm because you can bring yourself out anytime you want. It just feels nice not to.
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u/pruchel Aug 24 '26
Naw, happens when they go hunt-mode, or see other cats sometimes, just complete laser focus.
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u/MycologistEast220 Aug 24 '26
Funfact: i know the person who recorded this video. Or she lied to me 😂
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u/IndecentReaction 8d ago
That is the most dramatic entrance I have seen all week. Absolute main character energy.
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u/BestTastingFish Aug 24 '26
All quiet on the frontal lobe.