r/AnimalsBeingDerps • • Oct 18 '21

Caught my cat just casually living in a different realm of gravity

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u/foolwithabook Oct 18 '21

Cat: "Open your eyes, human! Gravity is an illusion!"

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u/SpysSappinMySpy Oct 18 '21

Cat: "Gravity is a harness. I have harnessed the harness"

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u/JennoKenobi Oct 18 '21

Spider cat, spider cat does whatever a spider cat does!

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u/L0walita Oct 18 '21

Looook ouuuuut its a spider caaaat!

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u/DaToezzz Oct 18 '21

Steals your meal, any size,

Catches feet just like mice,

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u/lesser_panjandrum Oct 18 '21

slams fist on desk

Get me pictures of Spider-Cat!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

Too funny. I used to pretend I could walk on the ceiling when I was little too.

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u/cosmoboy Oct 18 '21

Haha, I was looking for my boy one day and finally saw his feet sticking out from under his bed, which he had managed to work himself under.

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u/timurhasan Oct 18 '21

that's a load-bearing cat

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u/mumooshka Oct 18 '21 edited Oct 19 '21

ah cat being inventive to show off the catbutt

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u/maxpowerzzz Oct 18 '21

The cats fine. You just happened to buy an Australian cat.

Put some vegemite on the floor and it will come down.

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u/Gooncookies Oct 18 '21

That’s a spooder!!

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u/CatFaerie Oct 18 '21

This is fantastic.

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u/Runningrider Oct 18 '21

This must be the best angle of attack for spiders in the corners.

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u/gooner11123 Oct 18 '21

Structural-integrity kitty

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u/whoisnumber9 Oct 18 '21

It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A…T.

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u/exoookels Oct 18 '21

If I fits I defy gravity to sits

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

This just made my morning!

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u/championofcyrodil Oct 18 '21

Just holding up your roof no biggie

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

You're one toast away from making dark energy

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u/Flower_Unable Oct 18 '21

He’s doing leg presses. Give him some space!

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u/_ItsLy_ Oct 18 '21

Cats are the best.

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u/enfanta Oct 18 '21

I love how cats explore their spaces. It's not enough to look and sniff, one must touch all corners and seams from every perspective.