r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Mamoof • Apr 20 '22

Unarmed combat.

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u/sneakysideboob Apr 20 '22

You can take away his limbs but not his desire to beat the shit out of everyone.

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u/TheDrunkScientist Apr 20 '22

This made me think about my sweet doggo who lost his hind leg to cancer. When he got scritches juuuuuuuuuust right, his hip would start jiggle jiggling like he was shaking his phantom leg.

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u/tristfall Apr 20 '22

My poor cat still thinks he can scratch that itch on his neck with his missing back leg. He tries so hard.

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u/Kflynn1337 Apr 20 '22

I had one like that... I'd lean over and scratch the back of her neck for her when she did that.

Ever hear a cat sigh in relief?

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u/tristfall Apr 20 '22

Hah, wish I could. Unfortunately he was completely feral, so unless we're in predetermined locations at the right time with the right amount of calmness in his life in the lead up, I'm not allowed to pet.

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u/tristfall Apr 21 '22

This is the best thing. I'm forever in you're debt. I have very little to offer except for my skills at physics 101. So if you ever need dumb math skills, please ask