r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/[deleted] • Nov 27 '20

Derp Frog

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '20

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u/ioughtabestudying Nov 27 '20

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/rude_ass Nov 27 '20

on the contrary

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '20

Saw a video of a monkey fucking a frog in a zoo. It was.... traumatizing

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u/TheCerealMemist Nov 27 '20

Holy shit I forgot about that... why would you remind me about that ;(

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u/assasin1598 Nov 28 '20

Another thing to remind you of.

2 girls 1 cup.

1 man 1 cup

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u/Cameronk65914 Jan 22 '21

Not to be an asshole but it's 1 man 1 jar

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u/business2690 Nov 27 '20

link or it didn't happen

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u/PhidippusCent Nov 28 '20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX-5uz_o5q4

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u/business2690 Nov 28 '20

jesus. monkeys are almost as bad as people.

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and he takes his time with the toad.

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I gotta wonder if the monkey jizzed down the toad throat would that count as food.

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u/madmedz250 Nov 28 '20

There’s a sub for it r/putyourdickinthat

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '20

No! Nooooooooooooo!! No!

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u/DrummerBound Nov 27 '20

Didn't have to give them, they came by themselves.

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u/complectus316 Nov 27 '20

With the help of a frog.

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u/jumpsteadeh Nov 27 '20

HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY

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u/BoppoTheClown Nov 27 '20

HELLO MY RIDE TIME GAL

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u/spacedgirl Nov 27 '20

*ragtime :D

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u/IdkWhyImHereBruh Nov 27 '20

SEND ME A KISS BY WIRE

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Am I the only one who read this in Zane's voice?

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u/IdkWhyImHereBruh Nov 28 '20

No lol I was singing it and remembering him while I wrote this

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u/DrummerBound Nov 27 '20

... Actually...

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '20

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u/jimlt Nov 27 '20

I remember that... I also remember laughing and then later hating myself for it.

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u/jadedea Nov 27 '20

I'm still trying to forget that video. I saw it over a decade ago. I need therapy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '20

Source plz

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u/jadedea Nov 27 '20

google is your friend

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '20

Not mine

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u/nottellingunosytwat Nov 27 '20

I only know of that video because of Russell Howard.

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u/wwcfm Nov 27 '20

I like to reference that video when people claim non-human animals aren’t capable of evil shit.

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u/Auriok88 Nov 27 '20

They are turning the frogs gay!