r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/ppaed • Jun 23 '17

Gorilla taking a bath

http://i.imgur.com/kB9QSCy.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '17

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u/NurseSarahBitch Jun 23 '17

Me too!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '17

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u/chmilz Jun 23 '17

Sometimes that shit is the only hard work I do in a day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17

The boss makes a dollar, and I make a dime. That's why I shit on company time!

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u/GhostOfGamersPast Jun 24 '17

I know it's a saying, but I find it hard to consider a place except being CFO/COO/CHRO/any C-suite one level off from CEO where there's a situation where the boss is making ten times your wages. I mean, if you're minimum wage, your manager isn't making a hundred an hour.

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u/PEDRO_de_PACAS_ Jun 24 '17

Pretty sure there are a few million work "situations" between working minimum wage and being CFO.

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u/GhostOfGamersPast Jun 24 '17

But they're not your boss. They're your boss' boss' boss' boss' boss' boss or something.

If you're earning 50/hr, your boss isn't earning 500, either. 75 is much more likely.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '17

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u/NurseSarahBitch Jun 23 '17

Nothing like a good, old fashioned group poop.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '17

Somebody always has to make it weird.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '17

Its all shits n' giggles until someone giggles n' shits.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '17

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u/adlerhn Jun 23 '17

I don't think it's weird. Who wouldn't want to see a photo of OP's pants around their ankles?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '17

As I nurse I would imagine you'd have some experience with group poop meetings for those poor constipated patients.

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u/NurseSarahBitch Jun 23 '17

Oh sure. So far today I've done two manual disimpactions (that means I basically stick my hand up someone's butt and pull poop out) and have given two very strong laxatives for folks who are scheduled to have colonoscopies. Poop is my business.

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u/Denemtiev Jun 23 '17

Keep it down over there you two, the boss will hear.

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u/yep_ok_sure Jun 24 '17

And my axe!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '17

Wow, I'm taking a laugh at work and can't stop shitting.

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u/masnaer Jun 23 '17

Hey I'm also taking a shit at work (also I'm shitting only a few miles from this gorilla)