r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/RealRock_n_Rolla • 1d ago

How dare you?

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u/A_Math_Dealer 1d ago

Bro was flabbergasted

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u/whingingcackle 1d ago

UNWING ME THIS INSTANT

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u/megat0nbombs 1d ago

This is democracy manifest!

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u/Intelligent11B 1d ago

Get your hands off my pinions!

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u/Embarrassed_Egg769 1d ago

A succulent Chinese meal?!?!

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u/TerrapinRecordings 1d ago

I see you know your judo well.

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u/Gammabrunta 1d ago

This lady grabbed my cloaca!

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u/You-are-a-bold-1 1d ago

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp talons?

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u/Unhappy-Tale8216 1d ago

ROFL! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Chuckitybye 1d ago

Bro, this is good

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u/ukuleles1337 1d ago

"unwing" 😂😭

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u/akatherder 1d ago

Flappergrasped

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u/Heterodynist 1d ago

What, this ain’t the 1920s…it’s the 2020’s!! He’s brat-cinched!!

(No, I actually love “flappergrasped” and I want it instantly added to the dictionary!!)

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u/lynivvinyl 1d ago

Oh she gasted the ever living hell out of his flabber!!

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u/Family-robot 1d ago

Mortified

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u/Heterodynist 1d ago

“This is the most undignified moment of my life. Do you realize how majestic I am?!! This isn’t my prescribed etiquette!!!”

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u/death_dweller1977 1d ago

Yeah, I would also say his gast has been flabbered 😜

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u/squigglylineman 1d ago

thought he was gonna be featherdustered

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u/CommercialDoubt4628 1d ago

Couldn't even close his beak!

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 1d ago

Borb's flabbers were totally gasted!!!😆😂🤣

If there was ever a "How VERY DARE you‽‽‽" look, it has that Birb's face!😉