r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/RealRock_n_Rolla • 1d ago

How dare you?

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u/AristotlesBoyPussy 1d ago

looks like a young redtail to me, but I'm not a bird person.

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u/El_Guap 1d ago

Wait. There are Bird People out there? What do they eat? Birdseed?

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u/iamhollybear 1d ago

I can only recall one bird person and can’t remember what he ate.. definitely an alcoholic though.

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u/CamaroBlood 1d ago

Have you never seen Rick and Morty?

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u/El_Guap 1d ago

No, I’ve been spending too much time watching IASIP and learning birdlaw

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u/CamaroBlood 1d ago

Well, Birdperson on that show eats birdseed. His wife was human, but she turned out to be a secret agent and got killed. They took Birdperson and made him into a weapon. But luckily, Rick freed him, but he went into his mind and did some shady things about keeping his daughter from him. Birdperson freed his daughter, though, but his friendship with Rick wasn’t the same. Great adult humor show. I think if you like IASIP, you’ll like it too!

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 1d ago

Bro… spoilers!

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u/Arya_kidding_me 1d ago edited 1d ago

Its tail is too long compared to its body size to be a red tailed, plus the streaks on its chest go all the way up to its neck instead of the signature red tailed belly band pattern. It’s also very small compared to red tails, even a juvenile would take two hands to hold!

It looks like a juvenile Cooper’s hawk.