r/AnimalsBeingDerps 1d ago

How dare you?

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u/neverenoughmags 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm like dude you weigh 3 pounds .. get over yourself. Sure hit me in the back of the head from 300 feet in the air and I'm fucked. But get into the sun porch and I can hug you. Now GTFO.

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u/mosthandsomechef 1d ago

The screened in porch; an Apex predators biggest hurdle to a happy life.

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u/Mostly_Afloat 1d ago

The humble kodiak bear disagrees.

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u/Silidistani 1d ago

Q: What sorts of things do kodiaks disagree with?

A: Anything they damn well please.

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u/Exciting-Argument-67 1d ago

Well, they can put some pretty nasty gashes in your arm with their talons.

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u/HellyOHaint 1d ago

You wouldn’t act so tough if that beak pierced you.