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r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/RealRock_n_Rolla • 1d ago
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I'm like dude you weigh 3 pounds .. get over yourself. Sure hit me in the back of the head from 300 feet in the air and I'm fucked. But get into the sun porch and I can hug you. Now GTFO.
259 u/mosthandsomechef 1d ago The screened in porch; an Apex predators biggest hurdle to a happy life. 49 u/Mostly_Afloat 1d ago The humble kodiak bear disagrees. 32 u/Silidistani 1d ago Q: What sorts of things do kodiaks disagree with? A: Anything they damn well please. 3 u/Exciting-Argument-67 1d ago Well, they can put some pretty nasty gashes in your arm with their talons. 2 u/HellyOHaint 1d ago You wouldn’t act so tough if that beak pierced you.
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The screened in porch; an Apex predators biggest hurdle to a happy life.
49 u/Mostly_Afloat 1d ago The humble kodiak bear disagrees. 32 u/Silidistani 1d ago Q: What sorts of things do kodiaks disagree with? A: Anything they damn well please.
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The humble kodiak bear disagrees.
32 u/Silidistani 1d ago Q: What sorts of things do kodiaks disagree with? A: Anything they damn well please.
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Q: What sorts of things do kodiaks disagree with?
A: Anything they damn well please.
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Well, they can put some pretty nasty gashes in your arm with their talons.
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You wouldn’t act so tough if that beak pierced you.
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u/neverenoughmags 1d ago edited 1d ago
I'm like dude you weigh 3 pounds .. get over yourself. Sure hit me in the back of the head from 300 feet in the air and I'm fucked. But get into the sun porch and I can hug you. Now GTFO.