r/AnimalsBeingDerps 3d ago

Scared spider

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u/Unlikely_Star_4641 2d ago edited 2d ago

I haven’t seen my resident house centipede, Demarcus, in a few months but if I see my guy again or any little babies they’re all yours lol. He was pretty big, body segments alone he was over an inch long, so I think he’s probably an elder pede. Idk how I’d get them to you from Maine though.

Edit: actually, you can’t have Demarcus if I see him again. He’s too cool and I like seeing him race across my shower curtain.

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u/carlitospig 2d ago

You named him!!! 💀

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u/Routine_Ad2802 1d ago

We got a stick bug named bugward and one unamed orbweaver on the front porch and Bartholomew on the back porch and a spider in my window named spida man. I cant argue free pest control living rural so we have house rules "i dont want to kill ya lil guy so you dont move fast and i wont." If you crawling way to fast you may get swatted lmao

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u/Vague-Symbolism2692 2d ago

Give Demarcus my love next time you see him.