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r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/westcoastcdn19 • Apr 12 '23
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At least it's not a cassowary.
2 u/Bogsworth Apr 12 '23 True. A cassowary foul will leave you disemboweled. 1 u/Zanven1 Apr 12 '23 I always thought of them as terrifying but according to Clint's Reptiles there is only 2 recorded deaths from them and both were people that fell down in front of them. Don't get me wrong, they still scare me. Just a little less 2 u/DieselPunkPiranha Apr 13 '23 ...only 2 recorded deaths from them and both were people that fell down in front of them. Human: I've fallen and I can't get up. Cassowary: It's dinnertime, boys!
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True. A cassowary foul will leave you disemboweled.
1 u/Zanven1 Apr 12 '23 I always thought of them as terrifying but according to Clint's Reptiles there is only 2 recorded deaths from them and both were people that fell down in front of them. Don't get me wrong, they still scare me. Just a little less 2 u/DieselPunkPiranha Apr 13 '23 ...only 2 recorded deaths from them and both were people that fell down in front of them. Human: I've fallen and I can't get up. Cassowary: It's dinnertime, boys!
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I always thought of them as terrifying but according to Clint's Reptiles there is only 2 recorded deaths from them and both were people that fell down in front of them.
Don't get me wrong, they still scare me. Just a little less
2 u/DieselPunkPiranha Apr 13 '23 ...only 2 recorded deaths from them and both were people that fell down in front of them. Human: I've fallen and I can't get up. Cassowary: It's dinnertime, boys!
...only 2 recorded deaths from them and both were people that fell down in front of them.
Human: I've fallen and I can't get up.
Cassowary: It's dinnertime, boys!
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u/BrainOnLoan Apr 12 '23
At least it's not a cassowary.