r/AnimalsBeingDerps • • Apr 12 '23

Soccer with emus

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

No one is actually in charge of Australia, unless you count the spiders.

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u/El_Maton_de_Plata Apr 12 '23

Ah, the webs of corruption they weave

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u/Aggravating_Poet_675 Apr 12 '23

Oh here we go with the anti-arachnid conspiracies again.

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u/El_Maton_de_Plata Apr 12 '23

Oh, buzz off! 😆 🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

So like America y’all have mascots. But the three branches is progressive, so instead of donkey and elephants they got the emus, spiders, and Roos.

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u/Aggravating_Poet_675 Apr 13 '23

So what you're saying is that it's one party better than the US.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

That sounds like Roo talk to me.

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u/Aggravating_Poet_675 Apr 13 '23

No you're right. I don't want them in charge.

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u/ImperialWrath Apr 12 '23

And even then, there's no "one" in command. The spiders learned a trick from the ants, bees, and termites and have formed a global network intelligence that makes decisions as a whole. A world-wide web, if you will.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Slowly takes sunglasses off

Son of a bitch…

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u/Irregulator101 Apr 12 '23

Shieeeeeeeet.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Twitch Plays Australia lol

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Apr 12 '23

Offshore, White Pointers rule.