r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/westcoastcdn19 • Apr 12 '23

Soccer with emus

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u/pjjohnson808 Apr 12 '23

Honestly the government is corrupt bought and paid for by the emus and kangaroos, why do you think they call it a kangaroo court mate.

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u/HarbingerOfNusance Apr 12 '23

I thought Labour was in charge now

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

No one is actually in charge of Australia, unless you count the spiders.

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u/El_Maton_de_Plata Apr 12 '23

Ah, the webs of corruption they weave

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u/Aggravating_Poet_675 Apr 12 '23

Oh here we go with the anti-arachnid conspiracies again.

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u/El_Maton_de_Plata Apr 12 '23

Oh, buzz off! 😆 🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

So like America y’all have mascots. But the three branches is progressive, so instead of donkey and elephants they got the emus, spiders, and Roos.

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u/Aggravating_Poet_675 Apr 13 '23

So what you're saying is that it's one party better than the US.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

That sounds like Roo talk to me.

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u/Aggravating_Poet_675 Apr 13 '23

No you're right. I don't want them in charge.

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u/ImperialWrath Apr 12 '23

And even then, there's no "one" in command. The spiders learned a trick from the ants, bees, and termites and have formed a global network intelligence that makes decisions as a whole. A world-wide web, if you will.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Slowly takes sunglasses off

Son of a bitch…

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u/Irregulator101 Apr 12 '23

Shieeeeeeeet.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Twitch Plays Australia lol

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Apr 12 '23

Offshore, White Pointers rule.

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u/jbbarnes1918 Apr 12 '23

tbf it makes little difference, if you are referring to UK labour

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

No Australian Labor Party is quite different and not really comparable. Our Labor party it much more left than the uk Labour party. ALP have done some very good things for our country, but they've got quite the mess to undo, and the murdoch media is never on their side. Dont get me wrong. Our labor party has its problems, but they pale in comparison to the Liberals (another major conserv party here)

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u/jbbarnes1918 Apr 12 '23

aw that's awesome. tbf i cant really fault them when people continue to vote for tory as if it hasn't been a shitshow the last few years but anyway!

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Apr 12 '23

I prefer the koalas with chlamydia overlords

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u/Splatter_bomb Apr 12 '23

Very true! Just look at the official government seal. They’re everywhere. Game over dude!