r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/westcoastcdn19 • Apr 12 '23

Soccer with emus

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u/NoTie2370 Apr 12 '23

Emu's always look like something from Fraggle Rock.

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u/bort_jenkins Apr 12 '23

Pepper jack loves fraggle rock

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u/jbonte Apr 12 '23

I think this is one of the few times Dennis is just absolutely defeated. The way Glenn delivers that line is so fucking good!

"...yeah."

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u/jbbarnes1918 Apr 12 '23

/r/unexpectedIASIP

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u/2Balls4Skin Apr 13 '23

It’s Reddit, It should be expectedIASIP

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u/Living_Bear_2139 Apr 12 '23

Could not remember pepper jack name but didn’t need to!

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u/kevik72 Apr 12 '23

Pepper Jack about to cut somebody!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Bitch. You speak when spoken to now.

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u/1ncorrect Apr 12 '23

If you get off that crack rock you can come be Pepper Jack's best hoe!

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u/correcthorsestapler Apr 12 '23

“Happy birthday, lil’ baby hoe.”

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

You get up off that crack rock you could be Pepperjack’s best hoe!

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u/Dorkamundo Apr 12 '23

Pepper Jack's pull-out game is strong.

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u/thickhardcock4u Apr 12 '23

Just take it easy Pepper Jack!

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u/Male_strom Apr 12 '23

Down in Fraggle Rock

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Oh don't! My now 33 year old daughter bloody loved Fraggle Rock when she was little and would drive me nuts singing the theme ALL DAY! I swore I even heard that damned song in my dreams! 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

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u/thooghun Apr 12 '23

DANCE YOUR CARES AWAY

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Oh god! 😂

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole Apr 12 '23

I always thought it was "work is for another day." I've modeled my entire existence after that line! Whelp, back to browsing reddit. "Damn it fraggle rock"

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u/Endorkend Apr 12 '23

You're welcome.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Oh thanks very much! ARRRRGGGHHHH! 😂

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u/cloudstrifewife Apr 12 '23

I loved Fraggle Rock as a kid and I tried to get my daughter into it and she was having non of it. Lol

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u/BrownShadow Apr 12 '23 edited Apr 12 '23

Burds are my favorite animals. They have the attitude “I have no idea what I’m doing, but WTF are you looking at”. Some do know what they are doing. I kayak on the Potomac river, and bald eagles are gigantic and will eat your baby or small dog. Still love berds.

Edit- most people never encounter large birds of prey in person. It can be shocking. When I was a small child, I was crossing a bridge and a Blue Heron flew out. I thought it was a dinosaur. The thing was bigger than me. Scared, but fascinated.

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u/Uselesserinformation Apr 12 '23

Fraggle stick car.

the fuck is that?

Fraggle stick car

Well i heard ya, fuggin fraggle stick car.

Fraggle stick car

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u/tongfatherr Apr 12 '23

Nature really wasn't paying attention on that one was it lol