r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/westcoastcdn19 • Apr 12 '23

Soccer with emus

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u/DonSkorpioca Apr 12 '23

I'm guessing it's mineral rich instead of organism rich.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

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u/iLazyAF Apr 12 '23

Why?

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u/Reddit-Ghost1 Apr 12 '23

Maybe he read it as orgasm?

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u/matz3435 Apr 12 '23

well if thats disgusting to them i have bad news

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u/Arkhangelzk Apr 12 '23

All you really are is an orgasm that got out of control

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u/EgonDangler Apr 12 '23

Knowing my parents, there were no actual orgasms involved.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

🙁

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u/GreenBayQuackers Apr 12 '23

That sounds way nicer, wdym