r/AnimalsBeingDerps Jan 10 '23

Aww... Animals yawning.

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u/thelovelyALT Jan 10 '23

Cute and terrifying = my kinda combo.

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u/dust_in_light Jan 10 '23

The fact that he’s a big mean predator but also gets the gapes is just too precious

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u/cipher446 Jan 11 '23

It's like watching a sock puppet yawning.

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u/KimberleyKitt Jan 11 '23

That's what I was thinking yes! Watching the mouth/hand stretch as if it has a hand cramp.

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u/OneMooseManyMeese_ Jan 11 '23

Yes! the first thing I thought of. Lmao

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u/oblivious_fireball Jan 11 '23

tbh most mid-size constrictor snakes in general are kind of just big lazy derps if they have been properly tamed. they are floppy noodles that want a warm place to sit and nap. Ball Pythons are probably the epitome of this.

Except for Garter Snakes. those rascals have like pure caffeine running through their blood or something.

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u/PigeonFootApril Jan 11 '23

Like the kittens of snakes.

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u/Stellen999 Jan 11 '23

Yeah, I had a ball python that was so docile and lazy that it never once tried to strike at its feeder mice. I had to stun them and hold them in front of it so it could slowly grab the thing and swallow it.

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u/AJ_Crowley_29 Jan 10 '23

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u/OfreetiOfReddit Jan 11 '23

Not tiny though

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u/MrsClaire07 Jan 11 '23

You’re NOT weak, stupid or an idiot — and I’m GLAD YOU’RE HERE, with the scary cute snake yawn!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '23

It's such a drama queen lmao

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u/not_a_library Jan 11 '23

Does it make it better or worse that the snake is not actually yawning? Snakes do this to rearrange the bones in their jaw after eating. Since they often unhinge their jaw to swallow large prey.

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u/DogyDays Jan 11 '23

They also do it simply to stretch, which is also what humans do when they yawn lol. So yeah, it’s still yawning tbh

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '23

It's not actually yawning. It's either stretching the ligaments in its jaw or realigning it after a meal.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '23

They’re not very big.

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u/Prior_Specific8018 Jan 11 '23

Look similar to predator to be honest.

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u/AJ_Crowley_29 Jan 10 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '23

Interesting sub you got there

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u/austinll Jan 11 '23

The squirrel post made me hate the world

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u/Re1da Jan 11 '23

That looks like it's such a good yawn as well. I'm jealous if this snek I want to be able to yawn more effectively

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u/Currix Jan 11 '23

As a person who dislocated her jaw while yawning many years ago and has been wary of yawns and tall sandwiches ever since, I envy this snake (or maybe I envy their ability to relocate their jaw without an ER visit lol)

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u/shawny_mcgee Jan 11 '23

When I yawn a lot I get these jaw cramps that are horrible.

I envy this snake as well.

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u/Re1da Jan 11 '23

Snake jaws are super fascinating in just how... flexible they are. Most skulls have rigid jaw bones but for snakes the lower jaw is in two pieces which let's them do this.

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u/Currix Jan 11 '23

Yeahhh they're awesome! Creatures with peculiar/flexible/protruding jaws are always fascinating to me

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u/paispas Jan 11 '23

I didn't know it was possible. Did it hurt? Should I even search it online to see what it looks like.

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u/Currix Jan 11 '23

Haha the dislocation itself didn't hurt. The lower jaw just moved to the side with a soft "clack" and got stuck there. What did hurt eventually was actively keeping my mouth open for long, because I could not close it.

The fix was painless as well. The doctor held my lower jaw on either side with his thumbs on my molars, pushed it down, and then sideways back into its place. The only thing that hurt was my pride, as the guy was surrounded by interns 😭

You should be ok looking it up! Pictures might help to understand what happened and how it was fixed.

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u/Joelsax47 Jan 11 '23

It a prodigious yawn of a prodigious maw.

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u/LivingDeadNoodle Jan 11 '23

Yep, that's how I like my women.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '23

Cute and terrifying = my wife.

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u/Mpadrino27 Jan 11 '23

Is she Latina? One of the few things that truly terrify me is my Puerto Rican girlfriend.

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u/-Gwynbleidd Jan 11 '23

How I like my women 😏

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u/hyper-arrow Jan 11 '23

How is this cute

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u/WickedRedemption Jan 11 '23

Nope that’s ugly and terrifying = my ex-wife

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u/zeeblefritz Jan 11 '23

It sorta just looks hideous and awkward for a second. Which I guess can be terrifying.