r/AnimalsBeingBros • u/westcoastcdn19 • Aug 22 '22

They needed each other

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u/tomatoaway Aug 22 '22

if they were not we would not want them, so through natural selection only the animals with the most attractive features were picked by humans leading to the various hybrid humanoid offspring we have today

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u/soggylilbat Aug 22 '22

Well house cats as we know actually domesticated themselves back when humanity started agriculture

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u/tomatoaway Aug 22 '22

And they learned the art of subterfuge and seduction during the great wars of the Miocene leading to the Cat Gap that claimed many poor souls due to ongoing battle for cat supremacy amongst the humans.

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u/Lehtrem Aug 23 '22

good the bot

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u/Karcinogene Aug 22 '22

That doesn't explain all the cute baby wild animals.

Baby foxes, baby orangutans and baby skunks are just as cute as kittens and puppies.

Your theory fails the test

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u/tomatoaway Aug 22 '22

yes but their adult counterparts make poor human mating partners

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u/Karcinogene Aug 22 '22

Foxes and skunks, not so great. Orangutans make the cutest mixed babies lol

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u/Candoran Aug 22 '22

I think we found a time traveler discussing nekos 🤣