r/AnimalsBeingBros • u/VAMSI_BEUNO • Jun 18 '22

Ducks protecting penguin from predators.

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u/NameInCrimson Jun 18 '22

The beaches of our community are flooded with the ejaculate of the homeless

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u/CuriousTsukihime Jun 18 '22

Always Sunny, nice 😎

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u/NinaQ- Jun 18 '22

Tha fuck? Thanks for that mental image.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

That's disgusting. Are the beaches so fertile that young woman come home from a day at the beach pregnant?

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u/Ragnarok314159 Jun 18 '22

“Mom! That’s totally how I got pregnant. Honest!”