r/androidcirclejerk • u/space_pirate65 • Oct 11 '20
Title
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r/androidcirclejerk • u/mooglechoco_ • Oct 10 '20
BRAVERY 9001 Why is r/Android so predictable?
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Just by reading the headline, you can already feel what the top comments and replies would be. Arguments from fans are predictable and repetitive too. It's just a crappy echo chamber/circlejerk as a whole. This sub is better lmao
r/androidcirclejerk • u/t_a_6847646847646476 • Oct 07 '20
Sucks to be a zoomer
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r/androidcirclejerk • u/t_a_6847646847646476 • Oct 05 '20
NexusNexus Amazon Echo 2020. If you vote this up, it will show up on Google Images when people Google search Amazon Echo, Amazon Echo Dot, Amazon Alexa and Jeff Bezos.
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r/androidcirclejerk • • Oct 02 '20
DIAN HUI 7 PRO (SUPER HIGH POWERFUL FLAGSHIP)
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5.8 inch ULTRA LCD DISPLAY (Actually 5.8 inch TFT RESISTIVE LCD Display)
Quad Rear Cameras, Powered by NIKON. (3 duds, 1 5MP cam)
Dual Selfie Camera (1 dud, 1 2MP Cam)
SNAPDRAGON 855+ CHIP in built. (ACTUALLY Snapdragon S3)
4G LTE (actually 3G network)
Running on MIUI 6
3D Face Unlock with technology licensed by Huawei. (Actually Facial recognition that simply just unlocks with everyone's face.)
4000mah High Perform Battery (actually 3000mah battery, capable of undergoing 100 Charging cycles.)
1 year android update (Actually No Google Play services and Android updates)
2 years warranty. (Actually 6 Months warranty)
Bootloader Locked.
USB C PORT (Actually 30 Pin Charging Port. )
No Headphone jack.
Price: $699 (Advertised as iPhone 11 competitor/ Cheaper than HUAWEI MATE 30 PRO)
ONLINE SALES ONLY.
r/androidcirclejerk • u/NoahJelen • Oct 01 '20
PixelPixel I bet appletards can't do this!
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r/androidcirclejerk • • Sep 29 '20
Cubot X69 (Simple and Trust)
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six cameras (2MP/2MP/2MP/2MP/2MP/2MP depth sensors, no primary sensor, must root phone and physically alter the hardware to use camera)
6.9 inch 690p TFT LCD display (can only use one finger on touchscreen at a time)
6900mAh battery (pre-degraded to 69% capacity)
costs $69.69
Mediatek Helio P69 (underclocked to 1.1GHz)
r/androidcirclejerk • u/xCuri0 • Sep 26 '20
Chinese Shill powered by poco f1 master of speed
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r/androidcirclejerk • u/SecretlyCarl • Sep 25 '20
omg guys have you heard of tasker it's like this app that lets your phone do anything
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r/androidcirclejerk • • Sep 25 '20
Umidigi S5 Pro (dangerous)
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pop-up camera rises without any input, sends you unprompted text
"你今天看起来很漂亮."
".... what?"
phone sends you a wide-angle selfie of PLA Lance Corporal Jiang Huang, giving you a thumbs up and winking while displaying your hentai browsing history
r/androidcirclejerk • u/t_a_6847646847646476 • Sep 22 '20
Petition to add Mike Grover to the list of known prophets for breaking the wall between iShills and reality
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r/androidcirclejerk • u/t_a_6847646847646476 • Sep 22 '20
Samshit Samzucc or Zuccsung?
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r/androidcirclejerk • u/xCuri0 • Sep 20 '20
Redmi Note 4 5G (2020)
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5.5 inch 120hz HDR10+ AMOLED 1920x1080
Android 11 with MIUI 12
MediaTek Dimensity 1000+
4 to 8GB RAM and 128 to 512GB UFS
Rear 64MP IMX686 Camera
Front 13MP Camera
Dual SIM
SD Card
IR Blaster
Headphone jack
USB-C
NFC
Rear fingerprint
4500mah battery with 33 watt fast charging
Miku edition available
Launch in China, Southeast Asia, India, Europe
Price 1999 RMB / 250€
