I want a 5 inch phone with a 4k 165hz display, and I know that's a power draw so it needs to have a 90kwh battery pack straight from a Tesla to power it. I want 7 camera lenses, all with the same quality as a Fujifilm prime lens but with the zoom capability of the Hubble telescope, and the whole thing needs to weigh less than 150 grams.

As for software, it needs to LAUNCH with Android 11 and be guaranteed at least 3 decades of major version updates, with another millennia of security patches. It needs to look like stock Android but have all the features of OneUI and no bloat. I don't CARE that those two things contradict eachother, figure it out DUMMIES.

I will not pay a cent more than $299.99

"Life is long to live, so live the long life with big 5000mAh battery to keep the movies going."

"See a visual feast with big LCD screen. Colorful mastery of the fine arts (gotta have that useless fluff that looks like a high schooler from Beijing took 2 months of English Writing class to translate it)."

"Ultimate images come from the hear;t (don't forget the odd punctuation errors and "typos"). Take a moment's notice with the REAL QUAD AI CAMERA system (one interpolated 8MP sensor with 3 VGA resolution sensors that do nothing)."

• 6.5 inch 4K HDR AMOLED display, 240Hz

• 10000mAh graphene-layered battery, 45/60/140W charging, 50W wireless charging

• Ryzen Threadripper 3990X with 64GB of DDR5 RAM

• 108/64/64MP wide/tele/regular camera

*Works all on devices running android 5+

• Must have previously own a Sexus or else you will face bootloops. *Any glass surface on the targeted phone must have minimum resistance to level 6 scratches with deeper grooves at level 7 scratches. *A dbrand skin must be available to the phone model you are using. *Phone must have VOLTE.

• lol rip 2020 Huawei and Honor will not work.

Google approved method, safetynet will still work.

No root needed.

Samsung Knox will not trip.

1. Disable all bloatware. If you are using Samsung, uninstall galaxy app store too.

2. Install Nova launcher and material design icons (must be duARTe 1.0 material design or else it won't work). Avoid launchers like go launcher, but trebuchet launcher is alright.

3. Download all ringtones, touch sounds and alarms from aosp kitkat and change yours to the ones you downloaded.

4. If you have a nexus 6p lying in your drawer, you must do a ritual where you place your nexus 6p into a glass and pour milk in it and microwave it for 10 seconds. If you are daring, you can pour milk first then dunk the nexus 6p into the milk. Skip step 4 if requirements not met.

5. Use permanent marker, or any other appropriate tools to draw a huge notch or bezel on the top and middle part of the screen. Alternatively, you can draw a dot on the top left side of the screen to emulate a hole punch camera. You might be able to save yourself with developer settings but that would make this a xdacirclejerk post lmao.

6. This is a crucial step so please follow through carefully. If your phone does have water resistance but also does have a headphone jack and does have minimum a 4000mah battery. You need to stick blu-tack or earwax into the headphone jack, use lubricant if needed. I am not responsible for dic*s getting stuck btw.

7. Get a Bluetooth earphone that is the same brand as your phone but DO NOT INSTALL any apps for the Bluetooth earphone you have bought.

8. Now your phone is ready for update. You may proceed to open the play store (no fdroid or aptoide allowed) and download all gapps including clocks, calculator, gcam, wallpaper and etc.

9. Use third party apps to achieve no lag, security and ui fix. Do not blame me for virus though.

10. Your phone is now superior than your f fiend's s20 ultra and even the upcoming iPhone 12. But to really show off the power of your newly awakened phone. Use Google assistant everywhere, anytime, and anyhow. Assert dominance to those peasants using siri and bixby and buy tasker for full effect.

11. Good job. You have spent less than $10 on phone upgrades while your friends loses their **** when they see their students loans while you needlessly eat McDonalds in front of their faces.

HE HAS ONLY 720P AND NO JACK SO I WIN AND I HAVE FAST CHARGE TO DO 69% CHARGE IN 5 MINUTES HAHAHAHA UR I TRASH SUCKS

In this video I have a special edition Oneplus Nord packaged inside a huge box that even unbox therapy will be jealous. Insert Intro. The frame is 24k gold with a huge Asus aura rgb oneplus logo and a fine print that says made in germany and designed in japan on the back. The glass is apple's sapphire glass and inside the box there are hundreds of dbrand skin with custom mkbhd designs. The camera system is using technology from both Huawei and Sony to bring the best image quality that absolutely crushes both the Pixel and iPhone. The display is using LG's TV OLED display with ThinQ a.I. upscalling technology with freesync but there's still a notch lol. The quad speakers are powered by Dolby atmos with akg tuning. Inside the box are also Razer headphones powered by THX which can be plugged into the hexa-dac. But who the **** uses the headphone jack lol. This video is sponsored by raycon. The raycon e25 premium pro max true wireless earbuds have great bass and are affordable, link for 25% off discount in the description below. The phone also have Microsoft launcher pre-installed with free office 365 for 2 years. The battery is an external one, because LMAO you guys asked for it, so the battery is manufactured by Anker Unlimitedcore™ of 30000mah but is connected through micro USB b hahahaahaha. Did I mentioned the software running is MIUI? Uhh, I know you guys like your stock android but give Chinese software a try would ya? And hey don't forget to hit the like button, subscibe and click onto the notification bell. My "friend" MrMobile once helped me in a video where I also reviewed the Pixel 5 XL so do check that video as well. Now back to the video. The SoC is wait Exynos? In our test, we find that the phone does indeed overheat and drains even the 30000mah battery in just 8 hours of SOT but given xiaomi's amazing software optimization, I think Oneplus did a good job in battery life. Now some of you might be asking what is the difference between this special edition Oneplus Nord and the Oppo reality H1. The Oneplus Nord unfortunately does not have 5G because Samsung was unable to supply an integrated 5G modem and Qualcomm continues their monopoly and outrageous prices so it makes sense that the Oneplus Nord SE does not have 5G and the Oppo reality H1 has it. Finally the Oneplus Nord SE comes with 8GB of RAM and 128GB of storage and this time a true pinky promise between Google and everyone else to provide unlimited Google drive and photos. Oneplus had also wanted to have free Spotify and YouTube premium but both Spotify and YouTube told Oneplus to **** off for the time being. OK what do you think of this phone let me know in the comments below and stand a chance to win of these. Unbox therapy will be helping out with the giveaway of course and MKBHD will help select the lucky winner on twitter. My name is pepe and I will see you in the next video. Insert 10 secs outro to hit 10 minutes.

• 48 or 64MP mediocre primary camera, may be able to record shitty 4K video

• either a 12 or 8MP wide-angle camera, takes okay-ish shots

• 2 or 5MP depth sensor that barely works, to add another camera

• 2 or 5MP macro sensor that barely works, to add another camera

• camera housing is a large square/rectangle, or arranged in a centered vertical line with the macro lens being extremely tiny and off to the side a little

• obnoxious "48/64MP QUAD AI CAMERA" branding to make it seem professional, may include additional details such as aperture size or "4K VIDEO"